April 28

This is the day that the hottest girl is born on. Kiss her and slap her arse. Rape her if you can or at least have rocking sex.

Wow that girl is the hottest person in our year group it’s because she is born on April 28

by Ljrimremrjarjkr December 2, 2019

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April 28

April 28th is fuck your girl like a slut day. So, when you see her on this day, you know what to do!

Guy: hey bro did you hear its april 28 today and the meaning of it

Other guy: yeah dude im going to my girls house today and fucking the shit out of her!

Guy: good for you bro

by hevebj April 27, 2024

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april 28

is my birthday so everyone has to be nice to me or they are getting their asses kicked by my best friend so yeah

random bitch: uhh why are you beating up that girl ??
my bestie: oh bcuz she called my friend a baked potato on april 28, aka their birthday and thats why im beating her up
random bitch: oh- umm ok, you do you ig

by theodore<33 July 21, 2025

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April 28

April 28 is the day where we all sing "every body wants to rule the world" by Tears for tears
and if you dont like that song ur a freakin weirdo but u can listen to "resonance" by Home

Him: yo today is April 28
Another person: Whats on that day?
Me: National Sing Everybody wants to rule the world day!
Freakin Weirdo: i hate that song
Me: dont worry Nerd! you can listen to resonance!
Her: Nobody Cares

by SomeoneUdontknow1029 April 26, 2023

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April 28

National ask out/kiss your crush day!
On April 28 you have to kiss or ask out your crush out!

Monica: Emily!
Emily: What?
Monica: Do you know what day it is?
Emily: April 28?
Monica: Yes! It's national ask out or kiss your crush day!
Emily: So i need to kiss or ask out my crush?
Monica: Yes! I see your crush there go do it!
Emily: fine.
Emily: Hey, do you wanna go on a date?
Crush: Yea, sure but why did you ask today?
Emily: because it's April 28!

by Lisax February 16, 2023

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