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The Alvarez Dick Suckers

What I call homo-sapiens who know the Spartans prayer: "Achilles, the frequency Auditor. Born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Do you know the Spartans prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Alvarez Dick Suckers
by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025
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Do you know Xander Alvarez?

A pick up line used in dms to get a girl to respond instantly by saying no. Know one knows who he is thus making it full proof.
slides in dm's*

"Hey do you know Xander Alvarez?"

"um no?"

"sick me neither I'm Bret what's up"
by JaxsonOG45 September 7, 2020
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Luis Walter Alvarez

Luis Walter Alvarez (also known as "Senor Balls") was a man who discovered testicles and ejaculation, and figured out how to get erected by grandmas/men. By the end of the day, Senor Balls, ejaculated for a total of 42,734 times in a day, making him the record holder for most times ejaculated in a day. The recent world record was recorded to be 23,834 times in one day, Senor Balls times that by 2.
person 1: "have you heard of Luis Walter Alvarez?"
person 2: "you mean Senor Balls? he holds the world record of ejaculations!"
by theonethatscool October 28, 2021
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Erica Francine Alvarez

Oh my god did you see that new girl?

What new girl?

Over there i think her name is ERICA FRANCINE ALVAREZ

Is she pretty?

Yeah asl!!!!!
by Ecafrancina November 24, 2021
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Alex Wolff as Luis Alvarez

Alex Wolff's Alvarez, from Jumanji to Oppenheimer, it's an adventure in physics man!
Example of how it's used in a sentence:

Person 1: Who's Alex Wolff playing in Oppenheimer?

Person 2: Alex Wolff as Luis Alvarez, it's a physics adventure bro!
by courtofowls September 5, 2023
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liliana carolina onofre alvarez

bad ass babygirl
d1 freak
mostly 4'11 hella booty
doesnt like showing toes but loves seeing urs
like the sound of pee
amazing head
W sex 10/10 must try again
the loml
cares abt you sometimes
doesn't show you love 24/7 its more like 6/5
talks shit abt her bf
loves her bf
very cuteski
so so cute mc cuteington
so so cutie patootie as well
booty taste like groceries

very dominant in bed
loves sex even tho
damn, there goes liliana carolina onofre alvarez. i heard shes so cool and cute snd badass and 4'11
by thesmoovedude March 25, 2024
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