hugo albino

dickhead who lives by himself and jacks of to jimmy saville

oh my days your such a hugo albino

by hugo the albino June 1, 2016

albino turtle

A procedure in which a person, while skinny dipping, submerges his or herself, while sticking his or her buttocks above the water.

"...and then, our camp councillor totally gave us an albino turtle."

by zeiek June 27, 2005

albino turd

A white or cream coloured turd. Often dismissed as an urban legend, I assure you, these gems do exist. Very rare and the source of much amusement to all who see one, they usually make themselves apparant in the work place or at school.

I could have laughed myself silly seeing that albino turd in the school toilets, what a sight!

by Nigel Fleming July 13, 2006

Albino monkey

It's a derogatory term to refer to a White guy or girl. Because White people are hairy like monkeys.
The Japanese use the term shiro-saru, which translates to Albino monkey to refer to a White American or European. Native Americans, Latinos, and Asians use the term Albino monkey in their own languages.

Native American - look at that ugly Albino monkey.
Asian - Look at that Albino monkey eating bananas.
Japanese - That Albino monkey shiro-saru can sure climbed a tree.

by Wolvess November 6, 2011

albino slugs

Lines of any drug snorted in powdered form, typically cocaine, ketamine or MDMA.

James, I can hear you rustling that baggie, do us a favour and rack up a couple albino slugs x

by heythatsmylasagna June 30, 2018

albino bullfrog

When you stick your tongue out and catch the cum right as your partner nuts

Hey Jessie, what’s up?
Nothing just did an albino bullfrog with my wife.

by mbethel8 May 3, 2021

albino shart

When you shove cocaine into a persons bumhole and they fart it out. The person who wants the cocaine will then sniff it whilst it's in mid air.

Lucy was desperate for her next cocaine fix, so Bill went ahead with the albino shart.

by MajorasShart September 14, 2013