A poop that doesn't smell... Only very feminine ladies can deliver such a poop, on occasion they may smell of roses & pretty things.
"Excuse me for a moment Darling, I need a Lady Wellington"
"Yes I did a poop, but it's a Lady Wellington so you may enter the toilet with your nose held high"
"Yes I did a poop, but it's a Lady Wellington so you may enter the toilet with your nose held high"
by Lady Wellington September 6, 2013
Get the Lady Wellingtonmug. by CheefQueefQueens69 May 12, 2022
Get the Beef Wellingtonmug. When a girl is wrapped in a blanket and Queefs inside of it, trapping the hot air inside for a warm center
by SamHateHer September 2, 2022
Get the Queef Wellingtonmug. The 'Wellington Doughnut', a sexual act where in one licks and sexually stimulates a school teacher's anus from under a table whilst the teacher is defecating.
by Ziyi August 17, 2007
Get the Wellington Doughnutmug. Mia is the perfect girl. She is smart, the most beautiful girl in the world, and has a huge heart. She will always be there for you and will always give her two sense. She is extremely cute in everything that she does. She has a lot of sass but you come to love that about her. If you have a Mia you should consider yourself the luckiest people on the earth. Her smile and eyes are amazing. She is literally an angel on earth but she is naughty at the same time.
by #god May 2, 2018
Get the mia wellingtonmug. That was disgusting when I gave my girlfriend a Beef Wellington last night, she even offered to give me one.
by imnotme January 21, 2010
Get the Beef Wellingtonmug. by The imple December 17, 2019
Get the Simpleton of Wellingtonmug.