spinning a deuce

To take a dump,crap,shit,poo. To do #2.

Hold on guys I'll be right with you I'm just busy spinning a deuce.

by Schwazzy Nutz April 25, 2006

slap a deuce

take a big ole' dump

I need to slap a deuce.

by Sledge January 23, 2004

drop a deuce bomb

take a shit

Lemme call you back, I gotta drop a deuce bomb.

by Gor January 22, 2003

score a deuce

When a person jumps up on a basketball goal and proceeds to sit on the rim like a toilet and take a dump.

Ryan would love to score a deuce against the opposing team in Friday night's game.

by thowaaaaaaaa May 20, 2014

Smash a deuce

To go number two... to take a poop. Also... smash a D.

BOY do I really have to smash a deuce!

by obvihouse January 17, 2008

chunk a deuce

Throw up 2 fingers to mean peace out, later, adios.
Throw up 2 fingers to show a sign of respect and/or greeting.

"I won't diss my OG so imma chunk a deuce for Paul" - Chamillionaire - "Roll Call" - Mixtape Messiah
"Lean back or throw ya leather, chunk a deuce, and show your grill" - T.I. - "Front Back"

by OG Alief June 11, 2006

drop a deuce

The act of taking a dump, pinching a loaf or dropping the kids at the pool.

I had to go so bad that I was walking like a duck. I'll feel a lot better after I drop a deuce

by seymour heines February 28, 2008