by wowowow January 12, 2024
Get the National kiss a blonde day mug.When a female partner carries syphilys, and is on her period engages in a a sexual act where a penis acts as a blender producing a green and red substance in the woman’s uterus.
by Horsecock489 January 1, 2025
Get the Frog in a blender mug.November 24 is now National Slap a Brunette/Blonde Day. Find the Brunette/Blond you hate (or love?) with a burning passion and give him a nice smack across the face.
Oh, it's National Slap a Brunette/Blonde Day! Now where is Cedric, ah my least favorite Brunette get your ass over here! HEY DRACO- Let me give you a slap, you Blonde
by The George that hates Cedric November 20, 2020
Get the National Slap a Brunette/Blonde Day mug.A phrase which indicates that a person is a bit of an airhead or ditzy. Also used to label a person when they are known for saying or doing stupid things on multiple occasions.
Boy 1: Hey, do you know anything about that new girl?
Boy 2: Oh yeah, that's Rebecca. Yeah, I wouldn't go for her bro. I heard she's a little blonde.
Boy 1: Oh, really? What does she do?
Boy 2: Well the other day someone told her if she scratched their back, they would scratch hers. She started scratching their back and said "Oh goodie! I've had this really bad itch all day!"
Boy 1: Wow, she is a little blonde!
Boy 2: Oh yeah, that's Rebecca. Yeah, I wouldn't go for her bro. I heard she's a little blonde.
Boy 1: Oh, really? What does she do?
Boy 2: Well the other day someone told her if she scratched their back, they would scratch hers. She started scratching their back and said "Oh goodie! I've had this really bad itch all day!"
Boy 1: Wow, she is a little blonde!
by BritMonster June 10, 2012
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Get the Punch a dumb blonde mug.January 11th
On this day, kick anyone with strawberry blonde hair trying to escape kick a ginger/kick a blonde day!
No one gets left behind!
On this day, kick anyone with strawberry blonde hair trying to escape kick a ginger/kick a blonde day!
No one gets left behind!
My hair isn’t strawberry blonde, nor ginger: just strawberry: only National Kick A Strawberry (Blonde) Day applies to me.
by Sharkey Studios December 13, 2023
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I hate legally blonde and his skunk head wife and there home alone looking receding line twerp of a son that cries himself to sleep and still wets the bed.
by buttery orbreese May 27, 2021
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