Often used to describe a black man who is addicted to fried chicken, loves to eat cereal, and always carries cash.
by Unco Sam's Eggroll April 6, 2008
Get the krismug. 
A nickname for a person with a general intelligence similar to that of a five year-old. Often completely oblivious to the world around them.
Person 1: Aren't Muslims peaceful people that love America?
Person 2: C'mon Kris, that question was stupider than your mama's cholo!
Person 2: C'mon Kris, that question was stupider than your mama's cholo!
by UncleSam50 June 27, 2008
Get the Krismug. A form of a storyteller. Someone that usually has a few rich uncles. May exaggerate details as he goes along. Continues with a chain of half true, half false events.
by Anonymous Personafication August 28, 2010
Get the Krismug. A Kris often refers to the weird angle sometimes demonstrated by many peni (plural). This may be an acute angle near the tip (or head) of the shaft, but in dyslexics a right angle may be prevalent; in this case surgery is often required.
Person 1. "OMG, thats the purplest and most wavey thing I have ever seen...what is that?"
Person 2. "Its a Kris"
Person 3. "Im calling the police"
Person 2. "Its a Kris"
Person 3. "Im calling the police"
by TopCat27 December 23, 2009
Get the Krismug. by Quackarot September 17, 2020
Get the Krimug. verb
1. the act of not drinking an alcoholic beverage while at an establishment (esp. bar or restaurant) that serves alcohol
noun
1. one who does not imbibe alcohol while at an establishment (esp. bar or restaurant) that serves alcohol
1. the act of not drinking an alcoholic beverage while at an establishment (esp. bar or restaurant) that serves alcohol
noun
1. one who does not imbibe alcohol while at an establishment (esp. bar or restaurant) that serves alcohol
"Yeah, he's coming, but he's going to kri while he's here, so he can drive us home."
"She's going to join us, but she's going to pull a kri."
"She's going to join us, but she's going to pull a kri."
by shakria June 27, 2017
Get the krimug.