Downing shot of Jägermeister in a glass of White Claw while simultaneously shitting in your hand and flinging it at people you love.
by World Chem November 20, 2020

A bad ass ninja chick.
Intelligence 10
Strength 5
Stealth 10
Communication -1
Move set
* awkwardness: Everything is just awkward around her.
*Disappearence:Where did Thea go
*Claw: Throws a bunch of cats at someone
Mutter: When in a awkward position, loses ability to make sense
Intelligence 10
Strength 5
Stealth 10
Communication -1
Move set
* awkwardness: Everything is just awkward around her.
*Disappearence:Where did Thea go
*Claw: Throws a bunch of cats at someone
Mutter: When in a awkward position, loses ability to make sense
by Fuck muse September 24, 2019

by cacashrekshusbundo June 22, 2021

A douchebag mall ninja who sells 'tactical' training courses to wannabe operators, He is probably Gecko45 himself and embellished much of his experience as a small town reserve sheriff deputy and his contractor experience in Iraq in a time when they were desperate for fodder, Yeager as the tactical master that he is ran straight to the ditch while his teammates were in the killzone taking fire, His inaction resulted in the death of 3 of his teammates.
As much as a total douchebag as he is, He still attracts thousands of groupies and has over 200k subs on his YouTube page (90% probably laughing at his ass).
As much as a total douchebag as he is, He still attracts thousands of groupies and has over 200k subs on his YouTube page (90% probably laughing at his ass).
Man you went full James Yeager! You didn't need to bring all that mall ninja gear to go plinking cans with a .22!
by Gecko45 October 11, 2016

by God's pet moose October 4, 2013

A hot ass bitch that’s not prego.
by Madi McCool February 5, 2022

When the main character of a story does something unexpected that makes him/her/them the villain of the story.
Person 1: You saw what the main character did in the last chapter?
Person 2: He can pull an Eren Yeager at any moment.
Person 2: He can pull an Eren Yeager at any moment.
by Tødørøkii Tøya March 28, 2021
