Woobie

A woobie is your cute significant other

I want to give my woobie a SMOOCH

by Boclate bip bylee April 23, 2021

Woobie

A child-like name for a stuffed animal, (see Stuffie) and is also used for pacifiers. It can also be used to call someone a coward, oftentimes comparing them to a child

“Do you have your woobie? I don’t want you calling me to come bring it if you can’t sleep”

“Bryan that spider isn’t even that big, you absolute woobie!”

by Bye Elle October 17, 2021

Woobie

A word used to define a state of being, where you feel somewhat like a giant wobbly bag of emotions. It can be any range of emotions, but generally emotions that are difficult.

Not to be confused with The Woobie type of TV trope or Woobification, describing your state as woobie means you acknowledge the slosh of emotions within yourself.

I am feeling like a big woobie today...

by fruedianslip December 19, 2023

Woobie

Something that soothes you.

I'm feeling sad where's my woobie.

I have an ache let me put my woobie on it.

by Woobie wearer November 9, 2025

woobie wear

laundry day clothes, clothes that you lounge around the house in

don't come over yet, I'm still in my woobie wear

by kaddy pies May 17, 2019

Jizz Woobie

A hand towel used repeated and solely for masturbating and trapping the jizz. You can tell if a man uses his jizz woobie if it can stand up on its own and doesn’t fold

My boyfriend keeps his jizz woobie on his nightstand for nocturnal activities

by BiggieSauce January 24, 2020

Squeebie Woobie

Squeebie Woobie is a word (yes A word) to represent something stupid.

Oh my lord that's so Squeebie Woobie. Or Oh my lord your so Squeebie Woobie.

by Professor. Willoughby February 14, 2021