Someone who can think of and make a joke very quickly. The same as "quick-witted," but one less letter.
by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) August 9, 2019
Get the Quick wittymug. sarah is so witty
by mexicanlady7272828282 April 14, 2021
Get the wittymug. 
facebook page wittypretty2012
basically a page devoted to life as a woman....and created to be a way for women to vent anonymously about things they love and hate....possibly offensive twisted humor...
not intended to offend/please anyone but to make light of the not so easy situations while creating some laughter
you can post pics links whatever isn't directly offensive related to race, weight, culture or aimed at weakening anyones self esteem....
basically a page devoted to life as a woman....and created to be a way for women to vent anonymously about things they love and hate....possibly offensive twisted humor...
not intended to offend/please anyone but to make light of the not so easy situations while creating some laughter
you can post pics links whatever isn't directly offensive related to race, weight, culture or aimed at weakening anyones self esteem....
by witty1pretty2 June 17, 2012
Get the witty & prettymug. it is pronounced in an Indian accent as "vitty".
used when you want to sexually arouse someone by calling them smart.
used when you want to sexually arouse someone by calling them smart.
sarah: "oh jerimiah your so vitty"
vitty "jerimiah: thank you, you are vitty too"
sarah: "would you like to fuck"
jerimiah: "yes my vitty gyal"
bystander: "witty is definitely is an amazing compliment when you want to sexually arouse someone by calling them smart."
vitty "jerimiah: thank you, you are vitty too"
sarah: "would you like to fuck"
jerimiah: "yes my vitty gyal"
bystander: "witty is definitely is an amazing compliment when you want to sexually arouse someone by calling them smart."
by vittygirl999 March 3, 2024
Get the wittymug. The "Rude witty" is when, in order to end a conversation or argument, one pulls their pants down, turns around, and bends over to reveal their buttcheeks, after which they start to drum the William Tell overture on both cheeks.
There is also the extreme edition, which is where one farts the brass sections of the song, and manages to finish the entire piece before the other person walks off.
There is also the extreme edition, which is where one farts the brass sections of the song, and manages to finish the entire piece before the other person walks off.
Right when my boss was about to fire me, I broke out the full extreme edition of the rude witty, and left the office with dignity.
by Cap'n Derp July 5, 2011
Get the Rude wittymug. by Fritter11 July 2, 2015
Get the Wittiedmug.