Will Mong

Will is a abosolute fucking mong and does not belong in group A more like group Z

Whose that fella speaking enchantment table?

- Oh yeah that just Will Mong

by jeldog May 3, 2023

wally moment

when somebody does something thinking everybody’s going to laugh but nobody does/when somebody is being embarrassing

“stop talking, that was a wally moment.”

by mspianowoman September 10, 2023

Will money make me happy?

Yes. Absolutely. I created A.I. and I shouldn't have to work another day for the rest of my life. I've changed the world FOREVER.

Hym "The fat, useless vermin that surrounds me hold 2 contradictory positions. 1: That they are both happy and fine with their miserable gas station lives and 2: That I should be kept there as a form of punishment. Their life is the much-deserved punishment for their failure to work harder.... AND... They are happy and have a good life. No amount of hard work or self improvement gets YOU to A.I. and how would I know? Because you've been working hard up to this point and you are not me. You DIDN'T do what I did. I could have locked you in a room and given you an infinite amount of time and you STILL wouldn't have done it. Even THE EXPERTS... WEREN'T DOING IT. You need to stip trying to punish me and pay me for my contribution. If you're not going to stop I WILL give you something for which to punish me. I'll murder your fucking kids in whatever numbers I can manage. YOU'LL DESERVE IT and YOU'LL GET WHAT YOU WANT. Will money make me happy? Yes. I don't give a fuck about dopamine responses. I don't give a fuck about meaning. I give a fucking about not having to live a life the quality of which is determined entirely by my inability to aviod deranged fucking vermin. They're RIGHT to murder your kids. Every time. No questions asked. I don't even need to read the manifesto. Even now I still haven't read a single one. I know why you did it. I wouldn't even stop. And neither should you."

by Hym Iam February 2, 2024

will moment

when an attempt to improve a product/service has a critical oversight that makes that product/service directly worse than it was before

His extreme efforts to increase active users made the users use the website less. What a will moment...

by bolo374 March 3, 2025

All over wills mother's

A long way away .

"i don't wanna have to go all over wills mother's when I could just go to one shop"

by Phill ma cracken July 24, 2018

will wynne-morgan

a small curly haired boy, with a very posh voice and grandad pubes as a fringe.
has little quantaties of friends, and is often attracted to the same member of sex. Favourite songs include 'Barbie Girl', and 'You are the music in me'. Usually referred to as hannah wallen.

'You are such a will wynne-morgan'

by gjjhkgfjaknjfg gsj July 18, 2009

will's mom

she has the finest ass this side of the mississippi

"Dude, will's mom has a sweet ass! I'd tap it." says Mike

by Negative- March 31, 2005