douch meister

The co-leader of a douchnozzel

Dude, did you see Tom today?
yea man, he's a freaking douch meister!

by soNOTdouchnozzel May 27, 2010

Puff-meister

1. The ever elusive person (scumbag) of any sex that either jumps from one "puff puff give " circle to the next, or very craftily slides back in the circle again before the bowl, joint, bong, glass dick, or what have you even makes a full round.

Back in the day in the old housing being a little nimbile nervy puff -meister was almost an unspoken contest won by the party beast with the trickiest hands or most skillful distractions. Every housing area held their puff-meister champ in "high" regards as he, she, or shim ended up the most definitely blazed up hood rat in the homelands.

by Bear Man Sr. February 8, 2020

HYUCK-MEISTER

A guy who's really funny, and makes lots of bad jokes. In a good way.

That Jon Stewart, such a Hyuck-Meister

by armorios March 10, 2015

swirv-meister

a person who has sexual fantasies about being fed grapes by an earthworm

earthworm jim shes such a groovy gal especially when she is feeding the swirv-meister grapes

by Mrs Cole March 27, 2009

Yeet Meister

The person who knows how to say "Yeet" at the correct time to cause the most humor.

A Yeet Meister is, if someone said "YEET" when they threw a paper ball then everyone would laugh.

by Leloth22 September 25, 2018

Splunge Meister

A 'Splunge Meister' is somebody or someone who is a master at making females ejaculate.

"Bro, some guy I know is a total Splunge Meister, he even made that 9/10 Jenny ejaculate!"

by TheSplungeMeister December 30, 2012

turd meister

master of the turds
biggest turd of them all

Fucking hell he is such a terd meister

by Matt Breen May 18, 2005