Nintendo Wi-Fi Connection

The shittiest online gaming experience in existence.

All I wanna do is play brawl. When the game doesn't lag I get 20100. If I don't get 20100, I get 51330. Fuck Nintendo Wi-Fi Connection. I'm migrating to xbox live

by MrMaggetManofDeath May 31, 2009

public wi-fi dump

Taking a wi-fi dump in a public restroom; as in the library

Limited on time to get my research paper done, i decided to take a public wi-fi dump in the library

by M-Christ September 28, 2006

wi fi high five

when 2 people are at distance and not able to give a high five, also know as an air five.

hey kristin wi fi high five!

by peanutbutterface December 9, 2008

Wi-Fi Crips

A fake or online “street gang” pretending to be Crips gang members with no real hood ties, turf, or recognition. They copy slang, tags, and culture from music videos and documentaries—it’s all clout, no credentials.

WSDMGC73 are the textbook Wi-Fi Crips—hashtags loud, block silent.

by RealTalkOnlyFool October 11, 2025

Wi-Fi Wasteland

Any place where internet connection is so weak, it might as well not exist.

Cafe's with weak internet connections should be relegated to the dustbin of Wi-Fi wasteland.

by Big Less 64 February 27, 2025

Wi-Fi Gangbangin

When an online user thinks claiming gang ties and making threats equals street cred. Usually tied to big-name crews like Crips or Bloods—but no real action backs it up. Just smoke, mirrors, and a socially awkward persona flexing online.

Wi-Fi gangbangin is clowns that be posting like they run blocks, but IRL they’re just keyboard warriors—call the help line, fam.

by RealTalkOnlyFool October 12, 2025

Ubuntu Wi-Fi Settings

Where atheist computer nerds go instead of hell.

Man, he didn't use the checksum on the new Tails download? The IISG (Ironic Internet Security God) will make him run Ubuntu Wi-Fi Settings tech support for like... decades.

by Reactor Chamber December 14, 2014