Nintendo Wi-Fi Connection

The shittiest online gaming experience in existence.

All I wanna do is play brawl. When the game doesn't lag I get 20100. If I don't get 20100, I get 51330. Fuck Nintendo Wi-Fi Connection. I'm migrating to xbox live

by MrMaggetManofDeath May 31, 2009

public wi-fi dump

Taking a wi-fi dump in a public restroom; as in the library

Limited on time to get my research paper done, i decided to take a public wi-fi dump in the library

by M-Christ September 28, 2006

wi fi high five

when 2 people are at distance and not able to give a high five, also know as an air five.

hey kristin wi fi high five!

by peanutbutterface December 9, 2008

autistic wi-fi

Terrible internet where every time you sign in It almost immediately logs you out forcing you to log back in every 10-20 seconds.

I hate my local library due to its autistic wi-fi. every time I look down at my phone I'm disconnected from the internet.

by _somedoot_ November 24, 2018

Wi-Fi Bangers

Online users claiming gang ties without any real affiliation. They do it to feel tough or hold fake authority online—basically a flex rooted in brain rot.

Don’t mind the Wi-Fi bangers—they talk hard online, but outside their screen they’re just pixels pretending to be street.

by RealTalkOnlyFool October 12, 2025

Wi-Fi Crips

A fake or online “street gang” pretending to be Crips gang members with no real hood ties, turf, or recognition. They copy slang, tags, and culture from music videos and documentaries—it’s all clout, no credentials.

WSDMGC73 are the textbook Wi-Fi Crips—hashtags loud, block silent.

by RealTalkOnlyFool October 11, 2025

Ubuntu Wi-Fi Settings

Where atheist computer nerds go instead of hell.

Man, he didn't use the checksum on the new Tails download? The IISG (Ironic Internet Security God) will make him run Ubuntu Wi-Fi Settings tech support for like... decades.

by Reactor Chamber December 14, 2014