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Weener Cake

A weener made of cake. Commonly found on the greeting table at a birthday party (for two), sometimes found in the closets of strong hardbodied construction workers. Also used as a great insult.
Person 1: Help me, I'm dying.
Person 2: Go fuck yourself weener cake, can't you see my stomach needs waxing.
by Syd Doyon April 21, 2008
mugGet the Weener Cakemug.

fag weener

term used to discribe a person with extreme homophobia that cries and bitches like a flamer when drunk as hell.
every one at the party wanted to beat the shit out of the fag weener from the valley.Instead they just dumped him in his sports car were he puked all night.
by bubbles may October 22, 2008
mugGet the fag weenermug.

stallion weeners

to be used as a response instead of saying cool or word

a much more sophisticated phrase used by those who inhabit the boobie kingdom

derived from the latin "horse puppy"
tara: jess why are you never online?
jess: tara why are you an albino?
tara: stallion weeners.

jesse: im totally gender confused...
tara: stallion weeners.

jenny: my ass looks dicknormous in these jeans!
tara: stallion weeners.
by tara tart cart April 8, 2008
mugGet the stallion weenersmug.

dickless weener

A makeshift retort featured in an email on madox's hatemail page that begs the question, how could you be abscent of the thing that you physically are? How could you not have a penis when in fact that is ALL you have?
you are are a judgemental son of a bithc who are you to jugde people who
choose to live the gothic life s5yle youre not them you dont know what
theyve been through it makes me so sad to see a pathetic dickless weener
like you wasting youre energy putting down other people you make me sick
gothic people make a diffence standing up for what they believe they dont
need cock suckers like you putting them down!!! eat shit and die!!!
by lazirus July 8, 2004
mugGet the dickless weenermug.

Tadpole Weener

A small teenage male who is the height of a 5-9 year old. Is also quite skinny and is easy to push over. They may be about 15 but they have very small penises. (Could be ginger)
-Hey Duckwoman did you see that tadpole weener how big do you think his penis was?

-Hrm about 2 inches? LOLLOL r0x0r
by Amziemoo May 18, 2006
mugGet the Tadpole Weenermug.

Weener fart

It is used to describe a fart that comes out of your weener.
Ey man that weener fart made my dick look like one of those wacky inflatable flailing arm men
by Ur mums goat July 19, 2018
mugGet the Weener fartmug.

Wicked Weener

Not only was his hand going mock 5, he also blew his dick off! That man is such a wicked weener!
by kassideeIsbetter October 15, 2022
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