Weedpiphany

An epiphany one has while high. The smoker will think that they have made a new descovery. They will then proceed to tell other fellow smokers about their great new idea/thought, or write it down on paper to show later.

Thinker: Hey dude, imagine if we weren't the only ones here? How bout if there are creatures living amoung us that we've never heard or seen of?

Thinker's friend: DUDE did you just make a weedpiphany! Here's some paper, write that shit down!

by WeedPyschic June 23, 2010

Weedslurs

Weedslurs are when you’re a bit tipsy from alcohol already and then you smoke some weed and it puts you over the edge and you start to slur your speech. No one really knows if it’s the booze or the weed talking. It’s a mystery.

I can’t get into the club anymore that bowl gave me the weedslurs. I’m just going to stay back and hang with the demon.

by dorksgetlaid2 November 13, 2019

weedskey

It's homemade Whiskey, infused with glycerin based whole plant cannabis.

We make are own, "Weedskey."

by emilejfagerstromiv March 15, 2020

ding weeds

Thick brush scattered around a swampy marsh

look at that possum in the ding weeds over there

by Taddy Mason December 6, 2017

Giggle Weeds

When you're drunk/high, and run off the road and end up in a field your giggling instead of the normal reaction of freaking out.

Person 1 "Due i saw ted in the feild next door"

Person 2"really what was he doing"

Person 1"...he was just enjoying the giggle weeds"

by two.funny.girls March 30, 2010

In the weeds

In the service/restaurant industry, when you are behind on serving your tables, you are in the weeds or, less often used, weeded. It happens most often during high volume when the host stand forgets about proper rotation and seats three or more tables in your section at the same time, known as getting triple sat.

Hey, can you bring five waters, a Coke, three lemonades and an iced coffee to 213 for me? I still have to put in 212's appetizer order and 214 needs their salad and bar drinks.

Yeah, I got you. I can tell you're in the weeds. Can't believe they triple sat you again.

by Trollipop0511 September 4, 2019

Weedophile

noun,

1. A person who molests or abuses unripe or not fully formed cannabis plants,

2. can also mean a person who speed drys freshly harvested plants to smoke right away by using a microwave or other heat source

1. " he always harvests too early ! such a weedophile, let them mature first! "

by bobby blaze January 28, 2015