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world of warcraft

A game that manages by some divine power to completely waste your life and lets you have fun while doing so.
"I'm $50,000 into debt because of all the gold I bought off of ige.com, and I have to pay child support for my wife who divorced me, but I'm happy, because I have a Level 50 Palladin and can gank all the noobs I want."
by placebo February 1, 2005
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World of Warcraft

A game developed by Blizzard entertainment. Contrary to popular belief, it is not that addictive. Unless you are very shy or you have LOTS of time to kill and spend most of it playing World of Warcraft. AND IT DOESN'T CAUSE FATNESS, ACNE AND STUFF LIKE THAT JUST BECAUSE YOU PLAY IT.
(If you are a WoW player, im sure most of the posts here insulting WoW and its players ate CoD: MW2 fan boys. ignore them.) Again, unlike popular belief, many WoW players have a wife, family, friends, in good fitness, and jobs. Its just that fanboys of other games probably just want to make fun of something because they are bored, or like insulting people who have a real life. Unlike them.
A friend of mine in my guild became a parent 2 months ago, and even sent us pictures of the baby. Most people only play WoW during their free time.
Fanboy: YEA ALL OF U WORLD OF WARCRAFT FAGS CAN NOW CURRENTLY STOP LIVING IN YA MOMS BASEMENT. GET A LIFE, A GIRLFRIEND, A FAMILY OF YOUR OWN AND A LIFE NOW.
AND THE START PLAYING SOME (fanboy plagued game here), FAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGZZZZZZZZ.

WoW player: Dude. Seriously. WTF.
most WoW players do have a life, you know. I only play this game during my freetime, while im not working as a paramedic. Me and my wife currently do lead a happy life, and she is 4 months pregnant with our first baby.

Fanboy: YEAAAAAA STOP LYING FAG. GO GET A LIFE. STOP LIVING IN YOUR MOMS BASEMENT. I GOTZ A LIFE, LIKE YOU. AND I GOT A JOB AT MCDONALDS, NOT LIKE YOU.

WoW player: You know what? Im tired of trying to show fanboys how WoW players actually have a life. See ya.
by red525 December 1, 2010
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World of Warcraft

An MMORPG developed by Blizzard Entertainment. The video game equivalent to heroine. Commonly abbrieviated WoW.
If I had wireless internet and a laptop, I'd pay World of Warcraft even while taking a dump.
by Napoleon the Clown July 6, 2006
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World of Warcraft

Addiction (a-dick-shun). When playing it is the meaning of life to the player. Players play constantly to become the ultimate WoW player. AKA LEEEEERRRRROOOOOOYYYYYY JJJJEEEENNNNNNKIIIIIINNNNNSSSSSS
by Kawub August 1, 2010
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Warcraft 3 Reforged

A tactical scam, similar to Todd Howard's scam "Fallout 76" (It borrows some of the nuances). You Warcraft 3 Reforge (W3R) someone, when you promise something, then tactically under-deliver. Of course this can backfire, in this event, you must subvert and oppress the victim. Then if things progress beyond your control, either, double down, or feign empathy.
Easiest 29.99$ of my life, you just got Warcraft 3 Reforged sucka.
by Default-pseudonym February 5, 2020
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World of Warcraft

A game that is played by a ton of people all over the world, but is often subjected to stereotypes saying WoW players are nerdy fatsos with no life, but in reality (like me) are nice people with lots of friends and have a family, it only costs $14 a month which is very cheap if you have even a job at mcdonalds or something.
non player: Hey you fat nerd stop talking to those cool people and get over here so i can beat you up!

Wow player: those are my friends douchebag!

*beats up douchebag*

world of warcraft player: how do you like that?
by alienman298 October 18, 2012
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Warcraft III

Thr third installment in the Wacrcraft Real-Time-Strategy series, by Blizzard entertainment. Features good 3D graphics, although sometimes called "cartoony". Quality storyline, and gameplay. Also comes with the World Editor, which offers loads of customization for making your own maps.
I played a game of WarCraft III as Orc today.
by Nahotnoj April 19, 2005
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