Wasteman

Theresa May

In the famous lyric by artist Lady Leshurr, "Who stood up when Grenfell? Where's all the money we raised then? Theresa May is a wasteman!"

by JezzaCorb December 6, 2017

Wasteman

Also known as someone who said they will do something and then do jack shit.

Me: Matt, can you get a cake for Paula's birthday for tomorrow?

Matt: Sure, no problem, leave it with me.

The morning of the birthday, WhatsApp from Matt:

Matt: I'm sorry, I totally forgot about the cake, can you sort something out?

Me: YOU ABSOLUTE WASTEMAN!

by Monsoon Miah August 16, 2018

wasteman

(noun) A frequent insult principally aimed at a "waste of space"

tha boy larry's a wasteman, bruv!

by jon_ilford December 28, 2005

Waterman

A person fully in-tune with the ocean. Enjoying all aspects of it and what it has to offer.

Dave Plossel thinks hes such a waterman but in reality all he does is sit around on spearboard, a true water man would be enjoying the ocean like tailsurfer

by not ts November 7, 2011

Wasteman

Guy named Robert, his girlfriend needs to end it asap, she can do better. He needs to get his life sorted, can’t keep fucking over his girlfriend. Has no life goals and nothing to work towards.

Roberts a wasteman

by Ganggganggexposing December 10, 2017

wassermerron

a kind of melon that creates enjoyment for Germans (hence the wasser bit) and Japanese (merron)alike. They are often so greatly pleased that they shake their arms about in a gleeful fashion.

A JAPANESE MAN: Hello Gunter, how would you like some wassermerron?
GUNTER THE GERMAN: Ja ja!
then a lot of rejoicing goes on. Hoorah!

by JoopishKing March 25, 2009

wassercat

A person who pours soda into other another person's mailbox, traditionally done so on Superbowl Sunday.

You damn wassercats have done this for the last time!

by Shoobadoop June 14, 2016