wake-up juice

Scottish Slang for the alcoholic beverage "Dragon Soops." a popular Carbonated, Caffeinated Alcohol Beverage in Scotland.
Often used by both the roadman/chav community and Alt community who enjoy the beverage equally when causing raucous in the street.

"Ay wee man, buck me some wake-up juice."

A: "Oh nice, dragon soops."
B: "Aye, that's the wake-up juice."

by Vexatha June 8, 2023

shake n’ wake

In the early morning hours you shake your mans cock resulting in him waking up for a pleasant surprise. It’s always a great way to start his day with a shake n’ wake.

My boy Dave had the best day ever when his girl Steph rolled over at the crack ass of dawn and grabbed him by the cock. She began shakin’ his dick so hard it woke him up with a nice jerkoff session, and then he jizzed on her face. A classic shake n’ wake.

by spideyskin May 9, 2021

wadeema

The hottest girl out there. She can seduce you and make you deeply in love...then leave yo ass. No one ever seems to know if she’s single or taken. She’s so pretty and all the girls are jealous of her and she knows it. Girls always wanna fight her for some reason but she doesn’t give a fuck. She’s the queen of fucking everything. Get yourself a wadeema.

Damn choofha shag, akeed ismha wadeema.

(Damn she so hot , she must be a wadeema)

by A7m November 19, 2018

Wake up and smell the ashes

A rare version of wake up and smell the coffee, famously used by the Gman in the beggining of half life 2.

So, wake up, Mr. Freeman. Wake up and smell the ashes.

by SirGuindilla September 28, 2019

wake and bake rape

When one wakes up another and forces them to toke it up

Another example is to feel someone up until they awake, and then force them to smoke pot

Past tense: Woke and boke raped

"I think that I might wake and bake rape my boyfriend today"

by Verbcttjt August 25, 2009

wake up and smell the coffee

to become aware and take action before it's too late

Our party keeps losing the presidential election. Wake up and smell the coffee.

by Light Joker October 13, 2006

poo wakely

a small penis

nat: omg kate i bet his widge is massive
kate: deffo a poo wakely

by kurt's bumhole November 27, 2012