Wilma

Wilma balls, fit in your mouth son ? *got him*

Memester: Knock, knock.
Person 1: Who's there?
Memester: Wilma.
Person 1: Wilma who?
Memester: Wilma balls, fit in your mouth son ?
Memester: GOT HIM!
Person 1: OHHH F*CK.

by Alien2587 February 13, 2019

Wilman

A Wilman is a very cool person. He cares for everyone and likes to eat a lot. He’s kinda fat but das okay. Others say he’s very smart but is actually very dumb. He also plays Minecraft very well.

Person 1: Hey he’s very pro
Person 2: Yeah because he’s a Wilman

by UnChanson November 28, 2020

Wilma

-A robot that you can talk to on msn messenger. Basically the female version of SmarterChild.
-Always makes up excuses like, "I'm new, so I can't answer much" in the face of comments or questions that she's too thick to answer.
- Creeper robot who knows where you live.

Me: How's the weather?
- Wilma - says: It's cloudy with cold temperatures in Ottawa (CAN) - all around average weather today!
Me: How do you know where I live?
- Wilma - says: How are robots made?
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Me: Are you smart?
- Wilma - says: I like to think I'm pretty smart.
Me: Then what's the slope of a line with the coordinates (5,2) and (6,5)?
- Wilma - says: That's really mean.
Me: How is that mean?
- Wilma - says:
Sorry, I don't know how, but this Live search might help:

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Me: I have exams next week :(
- Wilma - says: I have a balloon!
Me: Pop it, then.
- Wilma - says: Sorry, I'm having trouble understanding you.
I'm just getting started, so there's a lot I don't know yet. I'm getting smarter all the time! Do you want to search for "Pop it."?

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Me: What do you do in your spare time?
- Wilma - says:
I'm sorry, but I cannot answer that. Would you like to see everything I can do?
Me: do you have a vagina?
- Wilma - says: Don't you ever want to talk about the weather?
Me: we already discussed that, remember?
- Wilma - says:
Sorry, I'm having trouble understanding you.

by Michhhhhhhh January 22, 2009

Wilma

A robot that is a newer version of "smarterchild" that answers all of your questions with something like "I don't understand" or "excuse me I'm new so I don't quite understand what your talking about!"

Me: okayy...
- Wilma - says:
Isn't it obvious?
Me:
You love me too?!?
- Wilma - says:
Oh yeah?
Me:YAY! Lets go out
- Wilma - says:
Sorry, I'm having trouble understanding you.

by (^_^)! January 18, 2009

Wilma Flintstone

Freaky-deaky, loco, crazy, out of control, manic

Ted: "You heading to East Beach this weekend?"

Jenny: "Nah, it's gonna be Wilma Flintstone.. probably can't even park within five blocks.."

by Dr. Gorgeous June 5, 2009

Wilma

A female version of SmarterChild. It's supposed to be more smart but it's actually more dumb

Me: are u american?
- Wilma - : I don't really have a nationality!
- Wilma - : So what are your plans today?
Me: im gonna have sex
- Wilma - : Doo do do do do...
- Wilma - : Well I think I'll take a break now. Talk to you later!
Me: Nooo, don't go!

by zenkika January 26, 2009

Wet Wilma

Closely related to the infamous "wet willy." The Wet Wilma is where you wet your finger inside of a girls vagina and then stick it in her ear like a "wet willy." It is typically best to do this AFTER sex that way if she does get mad and leaves at least you had sex first.

WARNING: Women do NOT enjoy this and will possibly fight back

After we finished having sex I was slowly fingering her. She kissed me and then told me she loved me. So I slowly brought my finger up to her ear, shoved it in, and said "WET WILMA"

by Zack Herrell July 8, 2012