virginia

This place has it all. Good dope, moonshine, lots of guns and hard working folks. If you can get over yourself and look past gratuitous flaunting of the rebel flag its a cool place. Most VA residents do not consider NOVA as a part of VA. NOVA is kinda like D.C.'s mentally challenged little sister that spends most of her days locked in the closet drinking fluorinated tap water from a dog bowl. If you want to work hard and peruse the real American dream come to VA. If you want to spend your life in traffic and a pool of wannabe cultural piss move to NOVA.

Sic semper tyrannis

I left Virginia now I want to come home.

by Jefferson the gun totin kraka killa November 20, 2007

virginia

A state that looks like a dead turkey, is divided by every weather map on TV, has one of the largest malls on the east coast, does not have incestuous lovers, (that'd be West Virginia if you're into that kind of thing.), is full of people who, like me, aren't shotgun owning old men, and has diverse wildlife and natural attractions. We don't have southern accents unless we're right on the southern border, no one says "OMG VIRGINIA VAGINAAAA!" unless they're under the age of eight, we don't hump our uncles, and we don't shoot trespassers, believe it or not.

Young Virginian: HEY, ZOMG VIRGINIA VAGINA!
Adolescent Virginian: Hey, I've never humped my uncle.
Middle Aged Virginian: Hey, my kids aren't the product of myself and my brother.
Elderly Virginian: Hey, if you hop on my lawn I won't shoot you in a moonshine-induced haze.
Inconsiderrate and immature UrbanDictionary user: HEY, LOL VIRGINIA SOUNDS LIKE VAGINA AND DEY FORNICATE WID DERE UNCLEZ IN VIRGINIA LAWLZLZLWLZL!!!!!!!1

by HAYYYYvirginia June 16, 2007

Virginias

A state where all the virgins live

Hey sometimes you just have to live in Virginias

by Shrek will live dood June 16, 2018

virginia

a woman's private parts

She was in line at the drugstore buying pads for her virginia.

by EddieC April 27, 2007

Meat Virginia

The original title of the 1999 rock hit, “Meet Virginia” as written by Robert Hotchkiss, Pat Monahan and James Stafford of the rock band “Train”. The original lyrics were affectionately written about a Virginia-shaped piece of meatloaf during a serious case of the “munchies” while the band was performing a gig in Richmond. Written as a goof, the melody had such an appealing draw that the band decided to re-title the track to “Meet Virginia” and edit the lyrics to be more abstract and broadly appealing. The meaning behind the song “Meet Virginia” as has been hotly contested with theories of love interests, strippers, and drag queens abounding. Until now, the band has hilariously allowed these theories to promulgate while the original title and meaning of the song has eluded the blogosphere.

Rob: “Meat Virginia! I can't wait to eat Meat Virginia, yeah e yeah hey hey hey”
Pat: “Savage”
James: “Love it”

by Darren Besert October 25, 2018

Virginia cheesesteak

When you get a blow job from Virginia her teeth are so crooked and sharp they cut ur shit like a cheesesteak and the crud off her teeth oozes off and makes the cheese filling

I stuck my dick into a blender and through in some sharp cheese and it still wasn’t as fucked as her teeth

Nothing’s like a Virginia cheesesteak

by Cheesyps August 29, 2019

West Virginia

Country roads, take me home
To the place, I belong
West Virginia, mountain mama
Take me home, country roads

When someone says “West Virginia” you just break out singing starting at “mountain mama”
So,
Person: I’ve been to West Virginia-
You: MOUNTAIN MAMAAAAAAA, TAKE ME HOMEEEEE COUNTRY ROADSSSSS

by AngelDivisaGrace September 18, 2018