The act of inserting a lit cigarette, lit end down, into the tip of a man's penis, down his urethra. The idea is that this act will render the man infertile, like a vasectomy.
"I was getting head from this French broad and she refused to take her smoke out of her mouth. She knew what she was doing, but I was still worried she might try to give me the ol' french vasectomy."
by lordofallthatisfart-related January 27, 2009
Get the french vasectomymug. The ultimate flex. Commonly used in influx situations when faced with complex disparities. Is a comical term, used by the longest of dong men.
by Jejeejje July 19, 2020
Get the my grandma got a vasectomymug. Code name for John Egbert from the webcomic homestuck. Mostly if you are embarrassed about being John egbert
by Alan_is_gay March 5, 2024
Get the Vapple vasectomymug. by Dusuwcia November 22, 2023
Get the vasectomymug. Reba: Hey Luther, glad you're home; got some news for you.
Luther: Oh ya, what up?
Reba: I'm pregnant!
Luther: What the fuck you ho? How can that be? I had me a vasectomy!
Reba: Well something went wrong. I suggest you call that quack dick doctor and get you a VASECTOMI! And don't call me a ho you Fuck!
Luther: Oh ya, what up?
Reba: I'm pregnant!
Luther: What the fuck you ho? How can that be? I had me a vasectomy!
Reba: Well something went wrong. I suggest you call that quack dick doctor and get you a VASECTOMI! And don't call me a ho you Fuck!
by Jack the snipper 101 November 17, 2011
Get the Vasectomimug. When a man stuffs his cock down a girl's throat and she then gets her head cut off by a guillotine, cutting the man's penis head off.
by itsmenotjames November 13, 2024
Get the French Vasectomymug. Procedure where a male uses radiation to combat cancer while also becoming sterile which automatically makes Vasectomies moot.
My husband is in need of cancer treatment. Additionally, our family is now complete. He will now have radiation treatment to treat the cancer which he becomes sterile. Therefore, he will have a Radiological Vasectomy which would solve both issues
by New Healthcare terms by MP May 5, 2025
Get the Radiological Vasectomymug.