Vanity Wall

A wall covered with someone’s academic achievements and awards, photos of their posing with some VIPs or ministers, including art paintings and frames of rare stamps and coins.

Guesstimate what percentage of the world’s population in the developed world have a vanity wall at home to impress their relatives, friends, and visitors.

by MathPlus October 7, 2021

Vaginya

a cat girl’s pussy

(pronounced vuh-jai-nyah)

god damn I have a fat vaginya

just smashed some vaginya

by ttrcuddles June 11, 2023

vanity search

To search one's own name on an Internet search engine such as Google, Yahoo, etc.

I cannot believe my pr0n pictures come up first everytime I do a vanity search.

by Luke P November 16, 2005

Vanity Tweet

These are tweets sent out by Twitterers with a vast collection of followers, but who only follow a handful themselves. Generally the celeb end of the spectrum.

Noted for inanity and the transparent 'need to be appreciated' usually displayed by the sender.

When Shakespeare said 'All the world's a stage...' He didn't mean this.

{on the phone}

Kelly: Kim Kardashian has just had a Mocha Latte! She was going to have a biscotti, but can't risk the calories!
Dan: Honey, I'm... um, thrilled about Kim's "Vanity Tweet", but I've got to get back to designing this hydroelectric plant we're building in the Caucasus.

by Inside Guide to London April 22, 2010

vagitate

to irritate the vagina, usually due to excessive copulation

My man was so drunk last night, he just kept fucking me but wouldn't cum. He didn't please me at all, in fact all he really did was vagitate me...

by pornhorn50 January 11, 2010

vanity film

A pet project started by a filmmaker to satisfy their massive ego. One can usually tell because they'll take two or more of the roles of producing, directing, writing, and/or acting. If they're playing the protagonist, expect a "Jesus by a different name" vibe (compare Mary Sue). Most vanity films revolve around a blunt political message. While total nobodies are capable of and expected to create vanity films, the term is generally reserved for established celebrities throwing caution to the winds.

Some infamous vanity films include Battlefield Earth by John Travolta, The Postman by Kevin Costner, The Passion of the Christ by Mel Gibson, and The Room by Tommy Wiseau.

by AlexTwentyTwo November 20, 2011

Vanity Insanity

when your in love with Dahvie vanity so badly in becomes insane hence Vanity Insanity

LV:i have to go to warped this year
jerk: why?
LV: to see Dahvie
jerk: why?
LV: cause you jizz dragon i have VANITY INSANITY

jerk: why

LV:*smacks*

by LadyVanity April 10, 2011