um

um means a girl that haves fat ass , is stupid, speaks a LOT, is really anyoing and. says always um... um... um...

SHE IS SO UM I HATE HER SHE CAN’T STOP SAYING UM AAHH I HATE HER SO MUCH!!

by snowgurll July 06, 2020

um

a word to fill up unnecessary silence

“..um.... i don’t know”

by real.urban.definitions June 11, 2020

um

1. what you say when you forget what to say; a hesitation

2. acronym for ur mom

1. Kelly: "The koala lives in Australia, um, they like to eat eucalyptus leaves.."

2. Paul: "I'm hungry!"
Josh: "um"

by Lily May 05, 2006

ume

A hot guy who is attracted towards dumb bitches. All he want to do is fun.

That guy is an ume.

by Fraklinsberg June 07, 2020

um

Um is the sound beginning Buddist(s) make while trying to meditate by copying a professional elderly person who doesn't um at all.

1: Uming will help you keep concentration!
2: But, you don't um!
1: Um, now.

by 1928 February 12, 2005

um

1.an expression having a discretionary undertone and is usually used in a state of confusion, or as an aid in connecting lies or other words into informal grammatical conversations; a word that assists in a person’s conversation.

2.usually used by tweakers to finish up their elaborate lies.

Man: Where did you buy those imac computers?

Tweaker: um, I was working for this guy....um.....and he hella hooked it up. All I did was ummmm...

by sonic559 July 23, 2010

ums

Adding "ums" to words will make them better in all ways. Except when you use "ums" to make words longer than they usually are. One of the few exceptions to this rule is Dogums, meaning Dog, but making it kick ass.

GayFgt24: Let's play some basketballums after we practice guitarums.

SmartNub43: Dogums.

by lordzane20 April 28, 2007