Twitterfaded

1)the state of being/or state of relationship when the warm fuzzies cease.

2) the flighty exciting feeling you get when you think about/see the object of your affection is now gone.

3) romantically deflated (i.e.: it's over)

4) the opposite of Twitterpated

After years of dating Dave, Jan realized the fuzzies were gone; the excitement she once felt had mellowed into mild acceptance leaving her twitterfaded.

by Walter Winters October 4, 2009

twitterass

Harassing someone through twitter, usually following them while they are not following you; local and national celebrities or press people, etc.

twitterassing, twitterassment.

(also, sexual twitterassment)

"Yea, Jay decided to take a break from twitter. That girl he met last week totally twitterassed him."

"It is the policy of this paper that no reporter respond to twitterassment from the unwashed masses we feed our crap to."

by mat_catastrophe September 9, 2011

twittergasm

When a twat keeps tweeting about the same thing over and over. Oh, Oh, Oh!

That weather twat is having a twittergasm about the bad weather coming.

by GoingLikeSixty April 2, 2009

twitterism

Deep insights about life in 140 chars or less. Stems from the microblogging service Twitter that allows posts of up to 140 characters. Coined in a tweet on May 7, 2007.

Subjective idealism twitterism: "If a tree falls in the forest and noone is there to Twitter about it, did it really happen at all?"
Sacred Emily's twitterism: "A twitterism is a twitterism is a twitterism"
Descartes' twitterism: "I twitter, therefore I am"

by Jens Roland May 30, 2008

Twitterbate

(v) To tweet one's self. To send one's self tweets on Twitter.

(n) Twitterbation

@SoccerMom1979 Twitterbated by sending the following tweet to herself: "@SoccerMom1979 Don't forget to pick up the kids!"

by BethCagnol June 29, 2011

Twitterbate

To climax from masturbation in 140 strokes or less.

I knew my roommate was going to return in a few minutes so I only had time for a Twitterbate.

by bateworld December 5, 2011

Twitterbate

To repeatedly use Twitter with no friends or followers.

It's so sad, that Jimmy twitterbates every day.

by sneakergeek October 16, 2009