twingling

Like jingling a set of keys, but with your body.

Did you see that girl on the dance floor? She was twingling all night!

by nezzyandzora August 25, 2013

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twirling the bat

When you're patiently waiting for your boner to subside and the girl you're with keeps finding ways to brush up against it, thus preventing you from returning to your partying.

Dude, I kept trying to leave the room to go back to the dance floor but my girlfriend kept twirling the bat.

by Tommissy December 31, 2013

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twilingual

Understand and easily using terminology that pertains primarily to the Twilight saga.

person 1:I absolutely wish I could phase I would love to be a member of Jacob's pack...Do you even understand what I am talking about?
Person2: Of course I do...I am completely twilingual.

by katie731 February 6, 2009

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Twirling the Ballerina

To masterbate in private under the guise of a supposed night out with a beautiful girl.

Last night I spent my time twirling the ballerina.

by dominic208 September 7, 2009

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Twittering IRL (in real life). Status updates and announcements made in real life interactions (e.g., in person or over the phone), but delivered in the style of a third person twitter, facebook status, etc.

Example #1 (Sitting in the same room):
Tam: Tam is going to the gym.
Dan: Thanks for twirling.

Example #2 (Standing in the kitchen together):
Dan: Dan just finished his coffee.
Dan: Dan is making more coffee.
Dan: Dan's out of sugar, ack!
Tam: Stop twirling!

Example #3 (Dan calls Matt):
Matt answers.
Dan: Dan is driving to the store to get coffee.
Dan hangs up.
Matt: wtf?

by gkarma December 9, 2008

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