Twatwaffle

Someone you adore but you're too douchey or awkward to call an actual real pet name

Them: whose she?
You: thats my twatwaffle dick

by froggerr November 25, 2020

twatwaffle

A sexual type of inuendo that involves eating out, and syrup.

Man, me and my girl was there in the kitchen, and I made her a twatwaffle.

by DirtyDeeds69 October 25, 2008

twatwaffle

a girl that is extremely awesome in every way possible...

hey... look at that twatwaffle... id hit that...

by ra-ra March 19, 2008

Twatwaffle

Noun- Is the combination of the word twat-a person regarded as stupid or obnoxious/a woman's genitals. and waffle- grid- patterned pancake-like food that's tasty with syrup.
Twatwaffle- is a girl with no self-respect, low standards, no goals, If and when this degenerate is in a relationship a few shots makes her forget all about her "boyfriend" and whoever buys her the most drinks is taking her home. Unfortunately you will find upon encountering a twatwaffle that her downstairs is spoiled and feels/tastes like a soggy waffle left in the Arizona summer for two weeks. Remember kidies some things are forever such as herpies.

"Damn bro check out that hottie", "who oh oh nah bro that girl is a straight up Twatwaffle, abort mission"

by LullabiiSkies January 22, 2020

TWATWAFFLE

THE RESULT OF A FAT ASS BITCH SITTING ON A PANCAKE.

A VERY NASTY PERSON.
THIEVING,BACKSTABBER

THAT BITCH HEATHER IS NOTHING BUT A TWATWAFFLE.

by TONKPILS420 January 31, 2009

twatwaffle

A two-man (one man and one woman, actually) Canadian band who plays mostly all acoustic music.

Man I went to see TwatWaffle last night and they ROCKED!!

by TwatWaffle October 23, 2007

twatwaffle

When you shut another dudes dick in a waffle iron.

Mike: Oh shit bro did you hear about Chris Wells?

Brad: Nah man what happened?

Mike: He was fuckin around with these kids in the kitchen and they just jumped him out of nowhere took his shit and were even fucked up enough to give him twatwaffle with the waffle iron in the back.

Brad: Holy shit! Those sick bastards.

by Suckitbitchbradgordonkeeellls March 4, 2009