mark twain

he lived in hanible a small town with nothing much there.

old writer that lived in the day he was a pimp

by johny November 18, 2004

shania twain

a vetenarian in world war 2 who never gets called by his first name "shania" his name is always "shania twain" he is not impressed by rocket scientists and has no gaydar whatsoever, he currently roams mexican streets penny picking and peeling apples in his spare time. He has been known to use public bathrooms not flushing afterwards the infamous turds are being left all over mexico.

tourist-

"dude did you see that huge turd in those bathrooms?"

mexican citizen-
"aye carumba! el diablo! shania twain!"

by jaawdan October 3, 2009

Mark Twain MS

This middle school, is gay asf. It’s not gay because of the kids, but because of the people who teach there. They all give eachother head when the students aren’t looking.

Person 1: Have you heard about that one gay school
Person 2: Are you talking about Mark Twain MS? That school is gay ashiii

by boigirlheadapple November 10, 2019

Mark Twain Middle School

This word is used to describe schools that are full of rich people who are immature, basic, and pretend to be ghetto.

I go to SUCH a Mark Twain Middle School.

by FronkingIsAnExtremeSport April 18, 2019

Never the Twain shall meet

A phrase that serves to clarify the fact that Mark Twain and Shania Twain have never met, and indeed will never meet, on account of his dying some 55 years before her birth.

Man 1: "Have Mark Twain and Shania Twain ever met? Indeed, will they ever meet?"
Man 2: "No. Never the Twain shall meet."

by PatrickNewman October 28, 2010

Mark Twain Middle School

Kind of not a good place to be. A lot of fronkers. There’s a fronking team.

You know that fRoNkEr? Yeah, doesn’t she go to Mark Twain Middle School?
Of course!

by Yuckyduckfronking April 18, 2019

Twain High

When you are at Lowe's, and decide to stack up a product to put in the selling hole and it's too high up for customers to reach, it becomes twain high.

Twain used the forklift to put 2x4x8 treated lumber in the hole and stacked it up twain high. That lumber is twain high for the customers.

by Retail Work Words August 1, 2024