Attach car jumper clamps to a woman's nipples then proceed to fuck her anally doggy-style. As you climax, reach around and grab the clamps and twist her nipples with in a strenuous manner, while screaming, "ROLL DAMN TIDE."
Bro, my girlfriend broke up with me last night after I ripped off her nipples when we tried the Tuscaloosa Titty Twister.
by TittyTwister69 November 10, 2015
Tuscaloosa County high school- a school in Tuscaloosa alabama filled with nicotine addicted people. The school with the most whores.
by Nibba little February 27, 2020
When you and your step sister vigorously fuck and you cum in her ass then yell, "Tuscaloosa Creampie!)
by Direwolf December 15, 2022
In the town of Tuscaloosa, 1993, a circus which brought those from all over the state was held with a record number of 58 Cs performing at once. But far right cheeto protesters attended the event and threw bottles at the cs for using their skin color in vain. Eventually, one c got hit in the head with a bottle and all of the clowns rose up in retaliation. Sadly, because they were southern americans, they all shot down the cs with their mandatory male affirmation personal handguns. It was a devastating event that marked the beginning of the first major C Reform Act.
The massacre at Tuscaloosa, 1993 was a tragedy.
by HimboActivist123 June 28, 2020
A move in the game of checkers whereby the most superior player will use 4-5 of his or her pieces to surround and trap the opponets checkers...cause an obvious victory except in the breakroom at Super Target
"When i use this Tuscaloosa Trap and I win..you will have to get Tuscaloosa Trap tattooed on your body."
by Calethegreattargetemployee January 05, 2007
A move in the game of checkers whereby a player uses 4-5 of his/her pieces to surround and flank the oppositions pieces, which causes defeat 99.9% of the time...except in certain breakrooms
by Cale on the salesfloor January 08, 2007
In the middle of making tender love to a diabetic girl, your blood sugar levels start to spike. She, in a fit of passion, injects her insulin shot into your dick. You scream but realize that it feels good, so you ask for more. You're swollen with insulin, which reincorporates into your bloodstream and causes a coma. While in the coma the diabetic girl tap dances on your chest, which expels all the extra gas in your colon, the "tooter". After long enough the last meal you ate will be expelled as feces - all natural - and she collects in a pair of red cowboy boots, which she places on your feet. Then you wake up from the coma and realize the diabetic girl was your sister. You scream and shot but she just seems pleased with herself, and after you take off the red cowboy boots in disgust, she licks your feet clean. It feels good, but you're confused.
"Hey Dave! How'd it go with the girl from the bar last night?"
"Not so good, Brian. She Tuscaloosa Tooter Booted me."
"Damn, we both must have been drunk. That was Shelly?"
"'Fraid so."
"Not so good, Brian. She Tuscaloosa Tooter Booted me."
"Damn, we both must have been drunk. That was Shelly?"
"'Fraid so."
by Dave TTB August 06, 2013