by DefinitelyNotChidi April 6, 2024

by Swaglad123 December 25, 2016

A male bakes a homemade cherry or cream cheese Danish (bakers choice). Once it is finished and slightly cooled down, a blindfolded female assumes the "doggy" position on the kitchen table. The male then proceeds to have intercourse with her through the European pastry. She immediately turns around and performs oral sex. She must then guess the flavor of the Danish filling before taking off the blindfold.
by Tuffmcgruff September 15, 2022

by I Forget Things October 10, 2017

A group formally only on twitter and exclusive to people who actively used the Twin Turntables Fortnite set now a mostly-public chat ran by map creator RqinbowDerp on Discord.
It also has no shortage of drama.
It also has no shortage of drama.
John: Oh god, there's another argument going on in Team Turntables!
Bill: You think one of them is gonna play the victim card?
Bill: You think one of them is gonna play the victim card?
by Flappysnacks November 16, 2020

A Nebraska Turntable is where one defecates into another's mouth, and then the individual with the excrement in their mouth performs oral sex on the defecater.
by UrbanKingdom April 4, 2011
