The Turkish Curtain

When two individuals have inter course on a stage with the curtain drawn, and the audience guesses the sex act based on the noises the couple are making.

The audience applauded and demanded an encore of The Turkish Curtain.

by Yu Sho Me Dong August 8, 2023

Turkiye

"the country of Turks" in Turkish.

In other languages: Turkey - Turquie - Turkei - Turquia - Turchia - Tyrkiet - Turkije

The new generation of Turks want others to use the word "Turkiye" instead of "Turkey" in English.

by westaxes November 28, 2004

like a Turkish student loves Stochastic Modeling

A common saying used to describe a powerful love for something/someone...generally used like this: "I love ______ like a Turkish student loves Stochastic Modeling." This saying comes from the fact that a large number of Turkish students generally come to American universities to study this subject. Same basic idea as like a fat kid loves cake.

50 Cent: "Yo bitch, you's a fine-ass piece, you know what I'm sayin'? I love yo' ass like a Turkish student loves Stochastic Modeling."
Ho: "Aww...that's the most romantic thing I've ever heard. You're so sweet!"

by Nick D May 30, 2006

Mud Turkied

Supremely owned, embarrassingly schooled

"I just totally Mud Turkied you at a game of pool." Which translates roughly in to, "I just beat you so bad at pool that your mother started crying and offered me her body so I would stop destroying you so madKorely".

by Jeremy Slider November 15, 2007

turkish tuck

When a man gets a boner and tucks it up in the waist band of his pants or shorts.

During class I got an erection and the teacher called me up to the front of the class so i had to pull the turkish tuck.

by Beau Ner February 26, 2009

Turkic Pushback

When a Turk fucks a German and rains down cum upon them.

God, that Turkic Pushback really destroyed Maria!

by ISP's cuck August 10, 2023

Turkish sandbar

The act of covering your entire penis with glue and then while it is still wet, rubbing sand all over it. When it is completely dry, give your partner surprise buttsex. This will leave your partner in unbearable pain.

Turkish man: "I gave my wife the good ol' Turkish sandbar while she was sleeping because she cheated on me

American: " here in America we have the boston sandtrap "

by Notarealcamel February 9, 2014