trinket bitch

an obnoxious girl, often found in the Sacramento, CA region. May have a fake tan, breast implants, tons of make-up and either bleach blond hair or brown hair with lots of chunky blond high-lights.
Fake personality matches a fake physicality.
Has many acquaintances, no real friends.
Adored by men wearing Ed Hardy, Affliction or Tap Out t-shirts. (AKA Douchebags)

Wow, she is such a trinket bitch.

by stacy85 February 3, 2010

Sock trinket

A delightfully-tiny dollop of crusty, dried cum inside of a sock - usually found under a bed.

When Timmy turned 18, I found a sock trinket in his room, next to his father's Playboy magazines.

by MrBabache February 11, 2018

Neurotypical Trinket

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscsses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Neurotypical Trinket

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anti-trinket

Nudlz.

Nudlz is such an anti-trinket

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 10, 2025

Trinket

The coolest mother fucking tweaker that ever walked the face of the Earth. Usually falls for and ends up with an RD

Trinket is my best friend he always makes me feel better about myself

by fuckchopsticks March 20, 2022