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Brazilian Spaghetti Strung Trapese

A Female swallows an entire roll of floss. This act is performed by pulling floss out of a female anus directly into the mouth of a man who is penetrating an upside down woman while the floss is then eaten by the man and strung through the remaining participants like beads must be at least 8 members. The woman who is being penetrated by the man who is pulling floss out of the females anus must ejaculate before all the floss can be pulled through all participants. Each person going down the line must then orgasm consecutively creating an almost firework-like display of precision and semen.
A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter, and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says that he doesn't represent family acts, "They're a little too cute." The mother interrupts the agent, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you will want to represent us." The talent agent pauses for a moment and then says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look."

The Female swallows an entire roll of floss. This act is performed by pulling floss out of a female anus directly into the mouth of a man who is penetrating an upside down woman while the floss is then eaten by the man and strung through the remaining participants like beads must be at least 8 members. The woman who is being penetrated by the man who is pulling floss out of the females anus must ejaculate before all the floss can be pulled through all participants. Each person going down the line must then orgasm consecutively creating an almost firework-like display of precision and semen.
For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "Brazilian Spaghetti Strung Trapese!"
by A Moustachioed Villain January 12, 2012
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trapezoid

Much like a rhombus referring to a particularly attractive asian woman (who has a slanted box), a trapezoid (or 'zoid) refers to a woman who's box has no correct angles. Basically, an ugly woman.
Jesus, did you see that hot rhombus that just sauntered out of the locker room? Her fat friend looked like an even bigger trapezoid by comparison.
by RabbiRabinowitz April 19, 2006
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Trapeezytratasons

Perhaps when you get wrecked by smoking canibis and downing a few bottles of bud, you tend to talk gibberish. If you just get wrecked on Weed, then you talk "Trapeezytratasons". If you don't smoke weed, you don't really know it exists but if you do, say it lots and you'll love it.

Often the language spoken by a new bonger.
The other day I saw an advert by Gillette, they've bought a new hoover out, I mean a new gillette out, I mean a bloody Razor..! Damn Trapeezytratasons again..!
by g00gl3r December 16, 2004
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gooch trapezoid

when you shave your gooch, the actual skin, into a trapezoid shape.. Then you let a german sherpherd rip your balls off.
So i got drunk and somehow got a gooch trapezoid.
by jyutrurdu December 10, 2009
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trapezium

Mutual oral sex with four participants. One participant must be considerably taller than the others to obtain the correct shape. Works best with four guys.
Sam: Hey Josh! Wanna form a trapezium with me Jonny and Joe tonight?
Josh: Yeah sure!
by TheGoonMeisterFnar May 5, 2014
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French Trapezoid

A sexual position that allows three men to all be inserted in each other's ass at the same time.
Hey, after we finish playing poker do you want to try a French Trapezoid?
by Jim Fox69 May 8, 2013
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Trapezoid

A person who thinks really hard on how they will do something, but still does it in a way that completely lacks common sense.
Dude you are thinking like a Trapezoid.
by KC8653 May 8, 2018
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