The Bosnian Traffic Cone is a sexual act in which a fat, white man, on the receiving end, inserts a miniature agility cone into his anus. His partner then proceeds to ejaculate and puke into said agility cone. After the partner has finished, the receiver must turn onto his back. This will allow the juices to slowly flow onto the bedsheets leaving it olive toned.
Me and Zach Galifianakis had a crazy night…I convinced him to try the Bosnian Traffic Cone in the hotel room.
by Lil-dynomyte March 1, 2025
Get the Bosnian traffic cone mug.A variation of the Slovakian Traffic Cone, wherein an individual, typically called Alison, shoves a traffic cone up your ass, no lube, and proceeds to screech like a banshee into it hoping for cave-like echos
Person 1: How did the meeting go?
Person 2: I got served the Alison Traffic Cone. I will need an ice-pack.
Person 2: I got served the Alison Traffic Cone. I will need an ice-pack.
by SimpleText March 26, 2026
Get the Alison Traffic Cone mug.Female legs that are big in the ass & hips but taper down to scrawny calves. Often found with high-heeled shoes on the end of them, belonging to a woman who really doesn't need to be wearing that mini-skirt.
A: Check out the badonkadonk butt on that ho in the dark slacks. I would definitely tap that.
B: Not so fast. I saw her out last night at the club and she was sportin' a pair of Inverted Traffic Cones.
B: Not so fast. I saw her out last night at the club and she was sportin' a pair of Inverted Traffic Cones.
by BeeGeeA January 18, 2010
Get the Inverted Traffic Cones mug.The act of aggressively, forcfully, and brutally shoving a pyramid shaped object into a womans vagina, while extracting a large amount of cum from her body with a vacuum.
by pedostach101 April 12, 2022
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by Mybumhurts July 14, 2020
Get the slovakian trafic cone mug.Inserting ones penis into the tip of a traffic cone and having a family member (preferably mother or father) jerk you off through it. The cone allows for changing of laws and direction of norms.
Hey Jimmy how are getting off since you broke your arms? Well thankfully Mom traffic coned me last night.
by Adwala76 March 19, 2022
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