by Lucelliot prydoff January 07, 2018
when recieving anal secks, the girl takes a shit, creating a jam (it would help for the terd to be log-like for maximun effect)
When i was giving anal my ho decided to take a shit, which made a turkish traffic jam and it was difficult to thrust farther. I am sure that her O-Ring is busted.
by edward houssein July 11, 2008
by IfYouHaveAnyPooThrowItNow August 18, 2006
When you get stuck behind a tractor and/or lawn mower in Sussex County NJ while driving and its doing 5 MPH and won't get the out of the way. This is the most traffic you will see in Sussex, since any non-main roads (94, 206, 519, 15) are abandoned dead ends leading to open farm land, with small inbred peg legged fat children running around shooting rifles at small critters.
Bobby-Joe: "I was on my way home from Shop Rite with a case of Coors Light and got stuck in some bad traffic"
Jimmy: "Dang, At this hour?"
Bobby-Joe: "It was a Sussex County traffic jam"
Jimmy: "Dang, At this hour?"
Bobby-Joe: "It was a Sussex County traffic jam"
by DP-BA February 01, 2013
When you break a cock ring during a gang bang and hold up the others while you repair it. Similar to repairing your bicycle in the bike lane.
by WTFuck July 10, 2014
(noun) a vehicle which you are behind is being driven in such a manner that would make you think you are in a traffic jam but for which there is no other cars in front of it; a car being driven unnecessarily or deliberately slow to piss off people and create a traffic jam; a potential road rage victim; driving so slow as to delay everyone behind the vehicle but also ironically delaying the driver of said slow vehicle.
Not always but often on a city street where passing is neither possible or legal, and on highways or freeways during peak periods, occupying lanes in such a manner as to create congestion.
Not always but often on a city street where passing is neither possible or legal, and on highways or freeways during peak periods, occupying lanes in such a manner as to create congestion.
Steve: "Is traffic really bad on this street for some reason?"
Mike: "No, you're behind a one-car traffic jam."
Marco: "Is there an accident ahead? Why is this guy in the Honda driving so slow in the passing lane?"
Eric: "No accidents that I can see. That guy is a one-car traffic jam."
Mike: "No, you're behind a one-car traffic jam."
Marco: "Is there an accident ahead? Why is this guy in the Honda driving so slow in the passing lane?"
Eric: "No accidents that I can see. That guy is a one-car traffic jam."
by ShoulderCheck2005 February 04, 2014
man, i got to work late because of a police induced traffic jam on the highway. he would not go over 60
by mega8 August 25, 2011