totem pole

When two people take a shit in a toilet at the same time, one using the normal bowl and the other doing an upper decker

John and Steve got caught doing a totem pole in the school bathroom

by jbgiraffe October 18, 2022

Totem Pole

Rolling a blunt with multiple roaches from finished blunts, then use a nader for the final roach.

We’re gonna smoke that totem pole before we go out, if that’s cool with you

by Smoke sesh July 22, 2018

English Totem Pole

The act where a man must be fully soft in which 8 British men then all begin sucking.Inflating the totem pole and preforming the English Totem Pole

Jeremy was still soft even after the English Totem Pole, I fear nothing will erect him.

by RapeVictim December 22, 2020

Totem pole

The act of sitting down on someone who is already using the toilet in order to simultaneously poop in a single commode.

Dude, we're going to have to totem pole it if you want to poop right now, the burritos from last night have my ass glued to the seat...

by larryco June 30, 2016

Sacred Totem Pole

A. The Penis

B. An activity mainly men watch and want women to not nag or question about it

A. Rita: Boy, could you go harder, Ricky?

Ricky: Sorry Rita. You have to respect The Sacred Totem Pole

B. Husband: Honey, I have to watch the Football Game!

Nagging Wife: Why do you HAVE to watch the game?

Husband: Cuz, The game is my sacred totem pole!

by RhonaldMcFondled September 13, 2010

Totem Pole Hoe

When a late night snake looking bitch is stacked up on top of and slowly takes the form of a creature from the sewers of Detroit.

Damn that totem pole hoe was nice until I looked up and saw what that bitches face looked like.

by King Smidi July 5, 2017