Tits up in the rhubarb

Drunk to the point of being unable to stand up.

She drank the entire bottle of vodka. We found her tits up in the rhubarb.

by |REDACTED| May 28, 2021

its gone tits up

1. something that has failed spectacularly, in a way that could not be predicted (it went tits up) can also be used in this case)
2. something that has broken slightly

Friend 1 - thought you were going out tonight
friend 2 - its gone tits up went tits up, friend 3 was sick and friend 4 had car issues
friend 1 - that went properly tits up then

by TalikTheVampire March 13, 2023

Tits-up Tuesday

Every day of the week has a name. Monday is Blue Monday. Wednesday is Hump Day. Thursday is F.I.S.T. Day (fuck, it's still Thursday). Friday is TGIF or POETS Day (Piss off early, tomorrow is Saturday (Australian)). Tuesday is when the consequences of Mondays activities come home to roost - slightly delayed Karma. Typically, things go Tits-up on Tuesdays.

It's just another Tits-up Tuesday. I will fix it by COB on Hump Day with a bit of luck.

by inx13 July 21, 2022

Get your tits up

Fight for your cause. Gendered for females

Get your tits up and fight gor equal rights.

by Bdh1113 January 11, 2021

Tits up theatrics

"Tits up theatrics" - A technique of photography limited to the top half of the breasts and face designed to distract from a weight problem.

"Did you check my girls friend on Facebook? She's says you cute, you in?" ...."I did man, I'm going to pass, just a whole lot of tits up theatrics"

by Madness as a boy May 31, 2017

Get your tits up

The female equivalent of “Grow a pair”. First seen in the movie Bad Moms.

Get your tits up and do something about it

by Bdh1113 January 11, 2021

Tits up!

shoulders back, stand tall, walk with purpose.
Used frequently in the TV show Marvelous Mrs Maisel.

When you catch yourself allowing your inner critic to run rampant, pull your shoulder’s back, say tits up! then stand up and roar.

by MarvelousDrE June 5, 2020