Tiny Dick Syndrome

Tiny Dick Syndrome, abbreviated to TDS, is a genital disorder affecting males with tiny penises, males suffering from TDS inflict some of the most vile and depraved torture to their genitals in order to cope with having such a small penis.

Did you see that video of the guy putting needles into his dick, he's totally got Tiny Dick Syndrome!

by Capitan Sick Fuck May 29, 2021

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tiny ass string bean

usually referring to a tall and incredibly skinny male with a lack of butt.

That grant sure is a tiny ass string bean.

by buttkissin2k14 January 4, 2015

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tiny dick slave

Pretty much Nick in a nutshell. It's exactly how it sounds.

Wow... Nick is such a fucking Tiny Dick Slave lmao

by Eternal_Sex_God December 25, 2016

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Tiny Bitch Straw

A tiny invisible straw connected between the minds of two best friends, allowing them to share their thoughts. Because it's so small, only the dumbest of dumb thoughts are able to go through. Girls usually share these dumb thoughts with others simultaneously, causing them to laugh while causing the rest of society to think...why?

Person 1: man how do y'all come up with that shit?
Bitch 1: it's our tiny bitch straw
Bitch 2: AYYYYY

by Jamie's Best Bitch May 10, 2019

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Tiny Dick Syndrome

Symptoms:

A small dick
Driving a super loud jacked up truck with headlights that turn night into day for over a mile
Idolizing misogynistic pigs that hit/rape/pimp out their girlfriends/wives
Normal voice volume is nearly a yell
Riding people's bumpers on the road, even when they are going 5mph over the speed limit (so feeling the need to go 10 mph+ OVER the speed limit despite not having an emergency or running late)
Sexually harassing women/not understanding that no means no
Watching porn 24/7
Narcissism
Either shutting down or becoming verbally/physically aggressive when criticized/repremanded (not stemming from childhood trauma/abuse)
Lying about how many women he's fucked (seriously, nobody wants/needs to know)

If you have Tiny Dick Syndrome, stay away from me.

by Failurebitch June 25, 2025

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Tiny fucked a stump

A seemingly meaningless, probably inside joke found in the special features section of Rob Zombie's "house of 1000 corpses". It features the cast of the movie telling a knock knock joke that makes little sense.

Baby- Knock Knock
Otis-who's there?
Baby-fish boy
Otis-fish boy who?
Baby-Tiny fucked a stump!
me-???

knock knock
whos's there?
stump
stump who?
FUCK ME TINY, FUCK ME!

by Aleister Andrew December 13, 2008

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