Apple Twisting

when you smoke apple weed and have sex

Dude have you tried apple twisting?

by Tatiana Beautiful January 2, 2011

shit twisting

The act of twisting yourself out of deep life threatening shit by the art of smooth talking.

"Don't ever doubt my shit twisting skills bruh"

by Smoothtalker February 22, 2015

Thissing

A word for thinking and missing someone at the same time.

Hi dude, I keep thissing you all the time. Keep safe.

by I.D.Grey777 July 8, 2014

Twisting Carpet

When you fuck a chineese prostitute in her nose while smoking pot to the point that her nose starts bleeding and falls off. After that you take her nose, place it on a piece of carpet, and repeditively twist the carpet to decompose her nose cartilage. After repeditive twisting it will turn into a powderey substance that you either inhale through the nose, or insert anally.

1.I twisted so much carpet last night that my shit can smell itself.
2. I heard Ian Fignewton was twisting carpet last night.
3. Im doing the carpet twist.
4. Im soo twisted right now that i want to read my textbook and hallucinate.

by Eiyahn Fignewtonburg December 5, 2009

balloon twisting

Balloon twisting is when clowns use otherwise shapeless balloons of various colors to construct amusing and somewhat abstract sculptures representative of animals or other common objects.

I hired a clown to do some balloon twisting. He twisted them so hard.

by severaltimes July 19, 2010

twisting off

Drinking Beer. Gone are the days of the church key (opener). Most beer bottles use twist-off caps for your convenience in getting to the brew without a fuss.

Just hangin' at the bar, twisting off a few long-necks, and watchin' the game.

by Chris Zizzo November 12, 2006

twisting your sack

Is a common phrase meant for joking around. Similar expressions are such as "busting your balls" or "yanking your chain".

I'm just "twisting your sack" bro, I didn't put dog shit in your brownies.

by One_Rold April 19, 2014