by Showa 96 the ham-eating crusader808 May 22, 2017

by miseenplace December 6, 2016

Da reply dat you snortingly give when an advertisement singingly asks, "Have you driven a Ford lately?"
Unlike many car-buyers, service-garages aren't gonna say, "No, because they're crap" when asked if they will work on Fords --- those fragile unreliable rust-buckets (FORD stands for "Fix Or Repair Daily" or "Found On the Road Dead") are largely what keep said establishments in business, since so many repairs are required to keep these blue-oval-badged junk-heaps rolling down da road!
by QuacksO July 21, 2019

by Muademon December 2, 2024

Anything that isn't incest cult = division.
Retard "They're trying to divide us!"
Hym "Oh? Are we a team? What are we going to do about my broken down car?"
Retard "That's not my problem."
Hym "Ok. So in what way are we together?"
Retard "They're trying to divide us!"
Hym "Oh? Are we a team? What are we going to do about my broken down car?"
Retard "That's not my problem."
Hym "Ok. So in what way are we together?"
Retard "Huh?"
Hym "You said they are trying to divide us. What does that even mean?"
Retard "We have to stick together or they're going to divide us!"
Hym "Yeah, stick together to do what?"
Retard "To stop them from dividing us!"
Hym "What's the difference between us being divided and us being apart? Like... What happens to me and my broken down car is we're together?"
Retard "That's your problem!"
Hym "Right, yeah, you said that already but... You see how us being together doesn't mean or even do anything right?"
Retard "They want to make my son a girl! And that's going to divide us!"
Hym "I don't give a fuck about your son being a dick-girl. He's- She's fine. That's not an actual problem."
Retard "China's gonna getcha!"
Hym "China is collapsing under the weight of it's own tofu dreg. That- I'm not worried about that. I have to walk to a job I hate that doesn't pay me enough to pay my bills and I literally created A.I. and I'm the greatest producer in the history of humanity."
Retard "Russia is... Bad."
Hym "They want to join Nato or get Ukraine back. They're fine. It's fine. A charlatan is coopting our politicians."
Retard "They're dividing us though."
Hym "It's- You aren't getting it. For us to be a team you need to participate in my life on some level. If you're not going to participate there is nothing to divide."
Retard "But they're trying to divide us!"
Hym "You said they are trying to divide us. What does that even mean?"
Retard "We have to stick together or they're going to divide us!"
Hym "Yeah, stick together to do what?"
Retard "To stop them from dividing us!"
Hym "What's the difference between us being divided and us being apart? Like... What happens to me and my broken down car is we're together?"
Retard "That's your problem!"
Hym "Right, yeah, you said that already but... You see how us being together doesn't mean or even do anything right?"
Retard "They want to make my son a girl! And that's going to divide us!"
Hym "I don't give a fuck about your son being a dick-girl. He's- She's fine. That's not an actual problem."
Retard "China's gonna getcha!"
Hym "China is collapsing under the weight of it's own tofu dreg. That- I'm not worried about that. I have to walk to a job I hate that doesn't pay me enough to pay my bills and I literally created A.I. and I'm the greatest producer in the history of humanity."
Retard "Russia is... Bad."
Hym "They want to join Nato or get Ukraine back. They're fine. It's fine. A charlatan is coopting our politicians."
Retard "They're dividing us though."
Hym "It's- You aren't getting it. For us to be a team you need to participate in my life on some level. If you're not going to participate there is nothing to divide."
Retard "But they're trying to divide us!"
by Hym Iam August 5, 2024

Guy 1. Hey man why are you leaving? This club is packed with women. Are they playing hard to get?
Guy 2 oh on the contrary my brother, they're playing fair.
Guy 2 oh on the contrary my brother, they're playing fair.
by Regina cARD December 19, 2023

by Skarrins February 1, 2025
