Ride the Shark

Ride and/ or do tricks on a small, die cast plastic skateboard from the Santa Monica/ Del Mar skateboarding era. Such 'sharks' are used usually for powersliding or bombing (quickly riding down) hills. Also can be used for...

- manuals
- endovers
- nosemanuals
- hang tens
- shuffles
- two handers
- napslides
- burt slides
- 360s
- one wheeled tricks of any kind
- handwalks
- handstands
- other such tricks

I feel the need to ride the shark and bomb a hill.

by Andrew Haskell January 19, 2006

Pet the shark

Performing an unnecessary overtly dangerous act.

The breaker panel was three feet away, but the electrician pet the shark and worked with the live wires.

by Mikey the Sub-Genius January 21, 2019

Trump The Shark

To do or say something rashly before realizing it could be interpreted as racist.

Dashon: Do you want to want to play basketball with us?
Keith: Nah, I could never play as well as one of you guys.
Dashon: "You guys"?
Keith: Sorry, I didn't mean to Trump The Shark on that one, I mean as well as you and your athlete friends.

by Rwhite84 July 5, 2016

Kiss The Shark

To encounter, by feeling with the penis, a hard shard of feces inside the rectal cavity during anal sex.

I begged my woman for anal for so long, and when she finally gave it, I wound up having to kiss the shark.

by meatholesfan December 16, 2008

jump the shark

to reach the point where the poupularity of a show, movie, musician, or any other pop culture icon declines in popularity (refers to an episode of The 1960's TV show, "Happy Days" where Fonz jumps over a shark while water skiing, see also jump the couch)

It looks like Voyager is about to jump the shark.

by Light Joker November 5, 2005

Beef The Shark

When a ferociously stinky fart erupts from the anus, causing disgust amongst the people around you.

*friend farts*
"Dude, did you Beef The Shark?"

by MathiasBelmondo August 14, 2013

jump the shark

A defining point in any business, relationship or other human engagement in which a peer or superior behaves in a way that eliminates any traces of his/her credibility and, consequently, any sense of purpose in continuing the overall engagement.

"Things haven't been looking rosy for the company lately, but the boss totally jump the shark when he said 'no big deal' after half the best employees quit on the same day. I gotta get a new job - quick."

by anonymous9000 May 7, 2008