In the middle of lecture you find yourself slowly loosing focus and going into dream land, thinking of what it might be like to fuck that fine piece of ass next to you, and maybe after realizing you've been staring at the girls thong that just happens to be sticking out for a good 5 mins you now have a raging boner,, and lets face it, theirs no talking this one down. So you do the only proper thing their is to do and run to the bathroom and rub one out!. And wonder your way back to lecture, possibly sweating from the fight that just occurred, with your D.
Bro did you see stacy in class today?" "Yeah man she looked so sexy, I had to run to the bathroom and pull a dirty lecture dipset (DLD).
by The classic college kid April 13, 2011
DON'T YOU LECTURE ME WITH YOUR THIRTY DOLLAR WEBSITE is an internet meme (and website) which revolves around sound effects, mainly meme sound effects, which you can edit and change the speed of, the site has 156 sound effects.
The website can be found by simply searching "DON'T YOU LECTURE ME WITH YOUR THIRTY DOLLAR WEBSITE" on your search engine (primarily google).
The website can be found by simply searching "DON'T YOU LECTURE ME WITH YOUR THIRTY DOLLAR WEBSITE" on your search engine (primarily google).
by Smartassassin November 25, 2022
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by i just morbed June 04, 2022
A mans who knows it all. Gives out knowledge to kids in need of a beating such as Mac and Crack Cheese.
by The real Trump jr November 04, 2022
by Ihatelectures February 04, 2025
by Peachfish220 February 07, 2017
when u accidentally slip up your wording and accidentally get lectured for half an hour by ur liberal family member.
“i accidentally said the word disabled and got a liberal lecture on why it was offensive by my cousin”
by pictograph August 29, 2023