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Butthole Fondler

one who fondles with thebutthole

Yve's is totally an butthole fondler, he fondeled with Jarich's anus all night long, causing a pink sock
by Pinky in da stinky November 28, 2018
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Flint sausage fondler

When your girl sticks a raw Koegel sausage in your butthole and wiggles it around until you orgasm. The acidity will make your ass feel like it's on fire but it's worth it if you can handle it because your ass will go numb and you will nut harder. The name derives from Flint, Michigan where there is a Koegel Sausage billboard right on I-75 near where all the roads are stacked on top of each other. If you've driven through Flint, you know what I'm talking about.
Ron: "My girl and I were getting kinky and she gave me the flint sausage fondler. DAMN I haven't felt that good in a long time."
by HouCou2003 November 3, 2022
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the fondler

A guy that will fondl your balls every we’re you go. At you house ,restaurant , park, and work “HE” will mostly be there to fondle any boys balls by the name of Drake
Did you hear drake and the fondler we’re together in his room last night
by Slave holder 69 June 12, 2018
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Rodent fondler

Yeah I heard he's going to the rodent fondler event downtown. Apparently Donald trump is hosting it.
by butterballz August 17, 2022
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facetious fondler

the art of bragging about touching kids
this facetious fondler broke into the school and touched my son!
by george droyd December 11, 2024
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Texas Ball Fondler

A notorious criminal who caused mayhem in southeast Texas throughout the 1970s. The Ball Fondler was known to violently grab the sack of men in the greater Houston area, and disappear without a trace. His victims were usually men who were wearing short, baggy clothing, with easier access to the victim’s plums. With no motive, no leads, and no suspects, the ball fondler was never caught, and remains on the run to this day
Dude, you better take off those baggy shorts before we get to Houston, the Texas ball fondler might get you
by Overknown April 1, 2024
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