Eggman

That one guy who pissed on the moon.

Person 1: "Oh dude didja hear about the guy who pissed on the moon?"
Person 2: "Who, Eggman?"
Person 1: "Yeah"

by JayGhost February 25, 2024

Gaylord Eggman

The archetype of piss boy. Litterally cristal pepsi personnified. A little fucking asshole who loves to drink dog urine at funerals. Don't leave him alone with the elderly. Likes to hit on homeless people

"Apparently he never shutz without a spotter. He even wipes his ass after"
"Total gaylord eggman"

by Gaylord Eggman November 22, 2021

Eggman

More than a character, an emotion

You looking pretty eggman today

by FakeWelshman April 1, 2021

chinesse eggman

that one chinesse friend that when he cuts his head he looks like an egg and when said hello to you have to say harro

that chinesse eggman really looks like a big fat egg

by ilovechinesseeggeman November 24, 2024