Eggman

More than a character, an emotion

You looking pretty eggman today

by FakeWelshman April 1, 2021

Gaylord Eggman

The archetype of piss boy. Litterally cristal pepsi personnified. A little fucking asshole who loves to drink dog urine at funerals. Don't leave him alone with the elderly. Likes to hit on homeless people

"Apparently he never shutz without a spotter. He even wipes his ass after"
"Total gaylord eggman"

by Gaylord Eggman November 22, 2021

Eggman

That one guy who pissed on the moon.

Person 1: "Oh dude didja hear about the guy who pissed on the moon?"
Person 2: "Who, Eggman?"
Person 1: "Yeah"

by JayGhost February 25, 2024

Eggman

More than a character, an emotion

You're looking pretty Eggman today

by Autumnshue April 1, 2021