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Campfire Ralphie

the act of passing male genitalia through a flame to heat up the surface of the penis. used during intercourse to physically "heat up" the scenario.
Nick - "Dude, I heard you got shit going with Amanda!"

Shawn - "Yeah, I cheated though. I pulled a campfire ralphie. She got hot, but I was on fire!"
by Smurph796 August 5, 2012
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Campfire Donut

An disgusting sexual act between two homosexual people. Usually done with at least 3 quarts of canola oil and a large amount of rubber bands
Never go camping with Melissa, she tried to give me a campfire donut.
by Pmill89 October 7, 2018
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Louisiana Campfire

It is when after your daddy has finished inside your sister, you dump a lincoln log inside her snooch, while your mama waits for the contents to pour out on the graham crackers to enjoy. May need to adjust roles based on which family members are available.
Jerry -- Your mom's asking for another Louisiana Campfire.
Nicole -- Again?!
Jerry -- God dammit Nicole, quit your bitching. ZACH! GET IT IN HERE AND HELP FEED YOUR FAMILY!
by berkmangoesboom January 25, 2023
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Campfire Fleshbag

When two or more men share a sleeping bag and spoon naked by the campfire.
I sure enjoyed being the cozy pitcher and receiver last night in the campfire fleshbag me and my buddies made.
by C Creamy October 11, 2016
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Russian Campfire

When two modern gentlemen both anally penetrate an unsuspecting host, rubbing their upper-class cocks together like two sticks trying to ignite a fire.
"My dearest companion William and I performed the most elegant Russian Campfire on a peasant whore."
by The Twangdillo October 8, 2014
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Colorado campfire

The name of a restaurant. Also, a campfire that you build in Colorado.

(But that's not the definition you were *really* thinking of, is it? 🤣)
Last night we all went out to eat at the Colorado Campfire. The food there is great!

It gets cold in Colorado, so when camping you better build a campfire.
by random numbers and letters December 20, 2022
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Campfire Rules

When someone starts to bring something up then won't tell you what they were talking about, you call campfire rules. A campfire app is helpful to stop disputes about lack of campfire.
"So I was thinking..."
"What?"
"Ohh nevermind. It's stupid."
"Campfire rules dude."
"Fine. I was thinking maybe we could go see the new Harry Potter next weekend?"
by I_Miss_My_Sailor November 12, 2012
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