flossing the balls

Using a towel, firmly gripped in both hands positioned anterior and posterior, to dry one's testicles in a sawing motion. Often done while hunched over or one leg propped up on a bench to facilitate proper hand placement.

Just got done flossing the balls. Now to slather some gold bond medicated lotion on these babies.

by nem- January 25, 2015

the balls

Slang. Great or Cool.
Used in the same context as the term "the shit."

"Woah.. Did you see that? That was the balls!"
"Warped Tour was the balls."

by bobdole September 12, 2003

kick in the balls

When a person (usually a woman, but men can too) strikes a male's testicles with their foot, resulting in the kickee being immobilized by pain and possibly sterilizing or emmasculating him.

Wendy was tired of his cheating so she gave him a devastating kick in the balls

by Sam E82 August 31, 2007

Got you by the balls

(Verb) When someone has strong hold over you. Usually controlling your decisions and your life.

Dang bro yo mama don't let you do nothing, she got you by the balls bro.

by Cumputer November 25, 2015

Kick in the balls month november

Kick in the balls

Hej im going to kick you in the balls because it is the kick in the balls month november

by Kungen123 October 26, 2019

kicked in the balls

Either literally being kicked in the balls or decsribing a feeling of emotional pain of the same degree.

"Oi, did you see how we all kicked steve payton in the balls today?"
ÿeah no way he is havin kids. He got kicked in the balls bad"

"Oi, did you here my new gridiron ball got kicked over the fence, will never get it back"...
"Man, thats a kick in the balls. Bad Luck."

by Steve Gayton September 15, 2006

National Kick Guys in the Balls Day

Tired of guys slapping your ass on April 7th? Well it's your lucky day on April 10th as it is national kick guys in the balls day so hunny, kick away just if you were kicking a soccer ball

"Hey Skylar, It's national kick guys in the balls day! "

by Bluespeckle April 9, 2017