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the merry-go-round sing-along 

The Merry-Go-Round Sing-Along is a rare, and insanely difficult sex move. To complete successfully, one must first be male. Next, you must obtain one female sex partner. (Does not matter occupation, just female.) Both of you must get entirely naked, and she must sit on your lap, legs splayed. Do this in front of a television, and turn the channel to a kids' signing channel, and have your bitch sing to that song, in tune to the music, and give you a physical lapdance at once.

(Aliases: Merry, MGR, Mary, Spinner)
Jake: Dude, I just had the merry-go-round sing-along with Kate!
John: WHOA that's hot.
Kate: You're a douchebag Jake! We're over.

COLORFUL STAGE! The Movie: A Miku Who Can’t Sing 

“COLORFUL STAGE! The Movie: A Miku Who Can’t Sing” is a movie based off the game HATSUNE MIKU: COLORFUL STAGE!

This movie is set in Shibuya, where five teenage bands—Leo/need, More More Jump!, Vivid Bad Squad, Wonderlands x Showtime, and Nightcord at 25:00—create music with support from alternate versions of Vocaloid characters (Hatsune Miku, Kagamine Rin & Len, Megurine Luka, Meiko, and Kaito) who reside in Sekai, virtual worlds shaped by the emotions of the bands’ members.

A parallel story follows a lonely version of Miku from a failing Sekai created by individuals experiencing depression and self-doubt. Despite help from the bands, she fails to connect with her creators and her world collapses, causing Miku’s voice to vanish from both Sekai and reality.

The bands resolve to restore hope by performing new music to reach those in despair. As listeners regain optimism, the Sekai recover, Miku is restored, and she ultimately succeeds in connecting with her creators. The story concludes with her Sekai reborn in light and hope.
Person 1: Let’s go see COLORFUL STAGE! The Movie: A Miku Who Can’t Sing!
Person 2: Sure!