colon shifter

The mechanism by which Nitro Lew shifts his car. Involves inserting special modified shift knob into rectum.

Nitro Lew sure is slow to change gears, maybe if he could power shift with the colon shifter he would be half fast.

by Teddy April 10, 2005

bifter shifter

1. A game which involves passing a bifter around a large group of people.

"That last game of bifter shifter really fucked me up!"

by Fuzzt February 16, 2004

Bit Shifter

One guy who jerks off another guy in a garage. This definition came about when asking several men what they thought bit shifter meant.

Robbie: Hey, Ricky!
Ricky: What is up, pal?
Robbie: You wanna go in my garage and get a bit shifter?
Ricky: Hell yeah! I thought you'd never ask, bro. You're the best bit shifter I know!

by Orion76 November 25, 2011

Shifter Walk

A walk used by the physically/mentally impaired and those who immitate them. It involves holding one arm parallell to the chest at elbow level. and using the other arm clenched to the torso at the elbo with the forearm desperately thrusting randomly in a charade that looks like the operation of a stickshift vehicle. It is accompanied by randomly spaced irregular steps. *uninteligable grunts and confused faces optional*

Charles was such an ass yesterday for Shifter Walking past that kid in a wheel chair.

Eric beat Tim yesterday in a Shifter Walk race... it wasn't funny because Tim is actually disabled.

by T-Baggen June 18, 2011

handbag shifter

A white woman who moves, grabs or shifts her handbag as soon she sees a black man walk into a shop, cafe or restaurant.

The handbag shifter moved as soon I walked into the coffee shop

by Bula Matari December 20, 2022

shiesty shifter

a person who acts suspiciously when confronted with a question (donatello).

"You're a shiesty shifter"

by donatellochills April 26, 2017

Dire shifter

The Dire Shifter. Massive naturally born creatures of magic. They stand heads above other shifters. These are the top of the proverbial food chain of shifters. Not all Shifters are Dires, but all Dires are shifters.

He was a terrible Dire shifter, probably because he wasn't a Dire shifter. In fact he wasn't any kind of shifter at all. Well now that was pointless.

by arthuryourbeloved April 5, 2023