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mosquito

evil creatures designed for one purpose: TO CLONE THE HUMAN RACE AND TAKE OVER THE WORLD.
by BETH AND VICKY November 18, 2004
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Someone who gets around. Like a Mosquito they don't care who it is, they'll get inside you, and suck you.
"That girl is such a mosquito"
by fahmie October 15, 2008
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A flying insect in which the females are hellishly annoying in the summer.
by TanooKirby June 2, 2003
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Mosquitoes

Is not the most irratating insect in the world but the most annoying thing in the world
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd December 10, 2020
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Mosquito. THOSE FUCKERS ARE SENT FROM HELL! THEY DO NOTHING BUT SUCK BLOOD AND LIE!!! THEY MAKE A IRRITATING NOICE AND HAVE NO SELF CONTROL!
Mosquito. THOSE FUCKERS ARE SENT FROM HELL! THEY DO NOTHING BUT SUCK BLOOD AND LIE!!! THEY MAKE A IRRITATING NOICE AND HAVE NO SELF CONTROL! musquitos drink your blood and lay eggs with it. they leave a bump with a type of blood-thinning luiquid.

Person 1: dammit! I was bitten my a musquito again.. they are so irritating!

person 2: same. They are the WORST! i'd rather DIE than get bitten by those AIR RATS! they are all sent from hell!

Pwerson 1: dude, is everything alright at home?
by AHHHHHHHHH there is a musquito September 16, 2020
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To eat a girl out when she's on her period.
To suck out the blood when a girl is on her period.
"Dude, I totally mosquitoed that chick the other day. I sucked her dry."
by Shania Baby July 5, 2008
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When you take a hold of the male genitals, twist them round so that the testicles are above the penis, making the genitals look like a mosquito.
Guy#1: "The girl I was with last night gave me a mosquito before she blew me."

Guy#2: "I wish my wife would be a little more gentle with me when she did it."
by jwbulmer January 16, 2010
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