mosquito

Mosquito. THOSE FUCKERS ARE SENT FROM HELL! THEY DO NOTHING BUT SUCK BLOOD AND LIE!!! THEY MAKE A IRRITATING NOICE AND HAVE NO SELF CONTROL! musquitos drink your blood and lay eggs with it. they leave a bump with a type of blood-thinning luiquid.

Person 1: dammit! I was bitten my a musquito again.. they are so irritating!

person 2: same. They are the WORST! i'd rather DIE than get bitten by those AIR RATS! they are all sent from hell!

Pwerson 1: dude, is everything alright at home?

by AHHHHHHHHH there is a musquito September 16, 2020

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Is not the most irratating insect in the world but the most annoying thing in the world

Been jumping on my bed killing mosquitoes

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd December 10, 2020

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To eat a girl out when she's on her period.
To suck out the blood when a girl is on her period.

"Dude, I totally mosquitoed that chick the other day. I sucked her dry."

by Shania Baby July 11, 2008

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When you take a hold of the male genitals, twist them round so that the testicles are above the penis, making the genitals look like a mosquito.

Guy#1: "The girl I was with last night gave me a mosquito before she blew me."

Guy#2: "I wish my wife would be a little more gentle with me when she did it."

by jwbulmer January 16, 2010

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