mosquito

evil creatures designed for one purpose: TO CLONE THE HUMAN RACE AND TAKE OVER THE WORLD.

Dracula the vampire.

by BETH AND VICKY November 18, 2004

mosquito

Someone who gets around. Like a Mosquito they don't care who it is, they'll get inside you, and suck you.

"That girl is such a mosquito"

by fahmie October 15, 2008

mosquito

A flying insect in which the females are hellishly annoying in the summer.

Mosquitoes suck dick

by TanooKirby June 2, 2003

mosquito

Mosquito. THOSE FUCKERS ARE SENT FROM HELL! THEY DO NOTHING BUT SUCK BLOOD AND LIE!!! THEY MAKE A IRRITATING NOICE AND HAVE NO SELF CONTROL!

Mosquito. THOSE FUCKERS ARE SENT FROM HELL! THEY DO NOTHING BUT SUCK BLOOD AND LIE!!! THEY MAKE A IRRITATING NOICE AND HAVE NO SELF CONTROL! musquitos drink your blood and lay eggs with it. they leave a bump with a type of blood-thinning luiquid.

Person 1: dammit! I was bitten my a musquito again.. they are so irritating!

person 2: same. They are the WORST! i'd rather DIE than get bitten by those AIR RATS! they are all sent from hell!

Pwerson 1: dude, is everything alright at home?

by AHHHHHHHHH there is a musquito September 16, 2020

Mosquitoes

Is not the most irratating insect in the world but the most annoying thing in the world

Been jumping on my bed killing mosquitoes

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd December 10, 2020

mosquito

When you take a hold of the male genitals, twist them round so that the testicles are above the penis, making the genitals look like a mosquito.

Guy#1: "The girl I was with last night gave me a mosquito before she blew me."

Guy#2: "I wish my wife would be a little more gentle with me when she did it."

by jwbulmer January 16, 2010

mosquito

To eat a girl out when she's on her period.
To suck out the blood when a girl is on her period.

"Dude, I totally mosquitoed that chick the other day. I sucked her dry."

by Shania Baby July 5, 2008