by Maggylyn April 15, 2007
The most famous cult leader in the history of the world. Led billions of people (alive or dead) to believe in the largest scam of all time. He was nailed to a piece of wood merely because crucifiction was extremely popular back then and because he was persecuted for seemingly impossible ideals. The bible is no more real than Lord of the Rings or Star Trek.
Jesus: I am the son of God.
Weak-minded peon: Yay! people must hear the word of God and accept a false prophecy that the world was created by something we have no proof of except for a story book!
Weak-minded peon: Yay! people must hear the word of God and accept a false prophecy that the world was created by something we have no proof of except for a story book!
by Alex Z: The Real God (or i might as well be) April 19, 2005
The Son of God, The Lion of Judah, The Prince of Peace, True Vine, The Way, The Truth, The Light, The Door, The Savior of Mankind.
by The Josh September 22, 2004
Amazing guy, who I love with everything I have. He's Sexy in everyway possible! &&Yes, he means everything to me. I love him more than I love Fried Chicken! :D &Honestly, I don't know what I'd do without him. Jesus, you're my everything, my entire universe, &&I don't ever wanna lose you. I love you<3 &&I always will
by xprettygirlrockx April 11, 2011
A manifestation in literature of the lessons taught by a people in which admiration was given to a pleasant and ethical social presence. Similar to Aesop's Fables, which was a collection of moral stories in Greek times.
"If you have money, don't lend it at interest. Give it to someone who won't be able to return it." - Jesus
"Treat others the way you would like them to treat you." - Jesus
"Treat others the way you would like them to treat you." - Jesus
by Nibbins July 22, 2008
1) N. A mythical creature invented to control the weak. See, boogie man.
2) E. Something you scream when you hit your thumb with a hammer.
3) A hispanic man.
2) E. Something you scream when you hit your thumb with a hammer.
3) A hispanic man.
by ArtieLange'sRottenLiver November 8, 2007
Luke 8:28
When he saw Jesus, he cried out and fell at his feet, shouting at the top of his voice, "what do you want with me, Jesus, Son of the Most High God? I beg you don't torture me!"
Jesus, Son of God
When he saw Jesus, he cried out and fell at his feet, shouting at the top of his voice, "what do you want with me, Jesus, Son of the Most High God? I beg you don't torture me!"
Jesus, Son of God
by Wheels July 15, 2005